Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot himself in his bunker to prove he's nothing like Hitler?

Threw himself on Kirk's funeral pyre to prove his divinity?

Collapsed in a heap, drooling and pissing himself to oblivion?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Hmm. ALL I WANT IS..."

"and it sure as hell isn't more bananas!"

[SheltieLover]

2. Danced off ths edge of the stage at the big "show?"

Stuffed onto an untrackable flight to Ghana?

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

4. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

6. Not soon enough

🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. Last month wouldn't hVe been soon enough.

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[surfered]

5. Having traveled in the UK, I agree with Malaise that it's possible that British food may have done Trump in,

but it’s more likely that the spit, piss, and shit put in his food by the Royal kitchen staff was the cause.

It’s best not to think about it too much.

[republianmushroom]

7. Damn, didn't happen last night.

To bad, would of been a good way to start the week.

[niyad]

8. Not just the week. It is the first day of autumn, the turning of the Wheel,

Equinox.

The day is not yet over.

[surfered]

9. Keep hope alive

[niyad]

10. Trying, although it is getting more difficult.

[Tanuki]

12. Run over by a Juggernaut bearing the giant graven image

of St. Charlie at Sunday's Kirk-a-paloooza.

[Trueblue1968]

13. Put 50 laxatives in chocolate cake and a bottle of sleeping pills in his Coke.

[Ocelot II]

14. I am beginning to view the situation as one in which

I know I will be going to a stupendous party, the best ever, but I don't know the date yet. So I'm just waiting for the announcement.

[Blue Owl]

15. Took some RFK brain tonic