OK, see what you think about this. A "Charlie Kirk Autumnal Equinox Pumpkin Spice Scented Candle."

[Miles Archer]

Just think of it. The annual pumpkin spice crowd starts getting ready in September. By October, it's Beatlemania.

So we take a Yankee Candle, pumpkin spice, nice glass jar, with a photo of Saint Chucky on the front, and one of his iconic quotes, maybe the one about gun deaths being necessary to protect the 2nd Amendment.

Maybe add a "prayer cloth" or something like that...the Evangelical MAGAts would SWOON.

Only $49.99, plus $10.99 shipping and handling, because, well...we have to handle them*

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* Joke stolen from Joe Flaherty as Count Floyd, SCTV

[mr715]

1. The glass should be broken nt

[LakeVermilion]

3. Two things...

1 Great idea; why should Krasnov get all their money?

2 Guarenteed to only tap MAGAs.

[mwmisses4289]

2. That's for the 3 or 4 oz candle.

Goes up to 2 or 3 thousand for the largest (with all the accoutrements mentioned).

The sad part about this? There are idiots out there who will believe this is real and pay for it.

[LakeVermilion]

4. That's the point!

The candles will take funds away from Krasnov.

[2naSalit]

5. Will they smell like...

Gweneth Paltrow's (you know what)?

[chouchou]

6. "Buy One (ok..one hundred) and get one free !!"

[markodochartaigh]

7. "All profits donated to one of St Charlie's favorite causes"...

releasing the Epstein files.