OK, see what you think about this. A "Charlie Kirk Autumnal Equinox Pumpkin Spice Scented Candle."
Just think of it. The annual pumpkin spice crowd starts getting ready in September. By October, it's Beatlemania.
So we take a Yankee Candle, pumpkin spice, nice glass jar, with a photo of Saint Chucky on the front, and one of his iconic quotes, maybe the one about gun deaths being necessary to protect the 2nd Amendment.
Maybe add a "prayer cloth" or something like that...the Evangelical MAGAts would SWOON.
Only $49.99, plus $10.99 shipping and handling, because, well...we have to handle them*
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* Joke stolen from Joe Flaherty as Count Floyd, SCTV
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