If the Rapture happens tomorrow...

[Swede]

[Gaugamela]

1. The rapture turns out to be the mothership and Mama has had it!

[KentuckyWoman]

2. That's awesome.

You made an 80 yr old use the word awesome.

K and r

[PurgedVoter]

3. 144000 people disappearing from the world, won't even be a noticable blip.

My first guess was Jehovah's Witness, since they sort of have a pattern. I don't know if these are JW, but if they are and you just take 144000 that they believe is all that go to heaven, and assume that only currently living people will go to heaven, and only take people from the 8 million active Jehovah's Witnesses, then one in 55 of their populace will disappear.
I can't find what church is lead by pastor Joshua Mhlakela who is always announced as a South African pastor, but he stated that his church was going. Again, we don't know the name of the church so we can't thin this down and figure out what branch of Christendom is most likely to start floating off.

My guess would be that the few nice old ladies will be missed by their congregations, and no one else would notice. Sad really. The cops are going to be rather curious when they hear how a man saw his wife of 40 years float into the air. Poor man will probably end up in jail.

[JoseBalow]

5. Just make up your own new "rules" to allow more to be taken

Your interpretation is as valid as any other. Don't let some silly suspension of disbelief ruin a good CYOA!

[Maru Kitteh]

6. That was before the tariffs, DUH. Thank goodness our dear leader

has a great relationship with that whole Yahweh guy, but anyhow Trump did the Tariffs and said you know 144K isn’t that big anymore you got to go BIGGER and more gold. So to fix the tariffs Yahweh was like "okay don’t hurt me just take whatever you want.’

So now you can get in as long as you have enough credit card miles.

[fargone]

9. That 144,00 number is from a long time ago. It does not account for inflation

[COL Mustard]

15. 1 in 55?

They wouldn’t even be decimated!

[Coldwater]

4. The Rapture

[calimary]

13. Welcome to DU, Coldwater!

An excellent entrance!

[Coldwater]

16. Thank You,

It's good to be here

[oasis]

14. Some folk would call that "blast for me".

[Figarosmom]

7. Yeah, its God taking out the trash...nt 😊

[LT Barclay]

8. My supervisor is a MAGA "christian". Maybe I shouldn't show up for work tomorrow and say I didn't think anyone would be

there.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

10. Lol

[Upthevibe]

11. Kick.N/T

[calimary]

12. Somehow I wouldn't expect to see them "raptured" up.

But hey, what do I know?