Any signs of the Rapture yet?

[Ocelot II]

I live in a mostly liberal city full of Lutherans so I'm not expecting much activity around here, and I'm a little disappointed because I could use a new car. Maybe I'll head out to one of the suburbs where there are megachurches and wealthier people. But now I'm wondering - if people get raptured while they are driving, will the car keep going? Will there be a lot of accidents? Maybe I should stay out of the suburbs until after the morning rush hour.

DUers living in the Bible Belt, anything going on there? Naked people floating upwards?

[lindysalsagal]

1. I had a moment this morning when I felt really very nearly sick, and then I realized, Oh!

Maybe this is it!

But sadly, it was just my stomach remembering who's in the white house.

[Walleye]

2. they're missing a bet if they don't do it during the speech of the UN.

God, he’s such a moron, talking about teleprompters and escalators. Stumbling over his text, bragging on accomplishments. He never made, God what an embarrassment.

[jmbar2]

3. I woke up and here I am still. Are they gone yet?

Lord, please take them now.

[BootinUp]

4. The car is spat out like bones rejected

By a T-Rex.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Bad backache...

Took me a few minutes to get up out of the recliner this morning and I thought FUCK! IT'S THE RAPTURE!!!!

[MiHale]

6. Lots of extreme joy in Detroit today...

At least for football fans…Lions beat the Ravens

Guess you could call it rapture.

[Jerry2144]

13. To the people of Detroit, Thank you!

Go Bills! See Detroit this February

[Hugin]

7. I have firmly secured myself to a heavy credenza once again...

That’s how I survived the last Rapture. A very near thing that time. I floated above it like a child’s toy balloon for hours before the higher powers finally gave up.

It’s a choice, darn it!

[Tetrachloride]

8. I could go outside and get high on the fumes from new asphalt.

[Docreed2003]

9. Nah...all the same old aholes showed up for work

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. I'm rooting for a Reverse Rapture: fissures in the earth that close up again. . . . nt

[yonder]

11. I haven't seen one of our cats yet this morning,

so maybe . . .

[ananda]

12. Oh, that's today isn't it?

I'm so ready.

[mitch96]

14. Can you get a rupture from the rapture? geeze at least wear a truss!!...nt

[yellow dahlia]

15. The day isn't over yet, however

I read that the time frame is more broadly this week, and might be tomorrow.

I hadn't thought of the benefit to the rest of us.

Will the housing market free up?