Did the Rapture Take Up All the Wingers Yet?

[MineralMan]

Please let me know when they're all gone into the heavens to be with their Lord. I have projects waiting to be started.

Thanks!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. I'm hoping for a Reverse Rapture: fissures open up, maga gets suck down, way down, fissures close up and heal. . . nt

[MineralMan]

2. Up or Down - I don't care.

As long as they don't stay here.

[Ocelot II]

5. I like that idea a lot.

Kind of like the ending of Don Giovanni, where the Commendatore drags him to Hell and everybody else sings happy songs.

[LoisB]

3. I have missed this whole thing. Why is the rapture supposed to be today? No one told me.

Does that mean I will be left behind?

[MineralMan]

7. If you know, you know...

LOL!

[LoisB]

13. "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no not the angels of heaven, but my Father only".

Matthew 24:36

[MineralMan]

17. Now, that's inconvenient, isn't it?

LOL!

[LoisB]

18. Yes. I'm headed to Costco. Maybe it won't be so crowded.

[MineralMan]

19. Good thought!

[Trueblue1968]

14. The Rapture did not happen. I am still here. Please Be Kind.

[LoisB]

16. Same here.

[Ocelot II]

4. Not so far. I haven't seen piles of clothes lying around,

or cars crashed into trees and light poles. A shame, since I was hoping those lunatics would be going away and maybe leave behind some good stuff.

[leftstreet]

6. It already happened. They got left behind

[MineralMan]

8. Oh, damn! I was counting on them being goine.

[underpants]

9. I don't even have a moon roof

[hamsterjill]

10. Well, I'm still here - with bills to pay and problems to solve, etc.

I've expressed the fact that I am a Christian many times here. I'm not a crazy evangelical, but more a red-letter type.

I haven't gone anywhere yet today!!! LOL I'm not expecting to go anywhere either. This whole thing is preposterous, and for myself with those Christian beliefs, the idea of someone prophesizing this is completely blasphemous and improper.

Guess I'd better figure out what's for lunch...

[MineralMan]

11. Yes. I wouldn't skip lunch.

I think the fundamentalists have misunderstood this "Rapture" thing. Yes, I do.

[OnionPatch]

12. My neighbors are still across the street.

So not yet.

[usonian]

15. White supremacist "Christian Nationalists" will be swept away from this corrupt earth.

Corruption be gone!