What happened with the rapture?

[angrychair]

Left behind...again.

[Maru Kitteh]

1. Who scheduled it?

I know Tuesday is generally regarded as the most productive workday. Maybe it was so efficient we didn’t notice?

[ananda]

2. I missed it?

Drat!

[sakabatou]

3. Each time someone predicts the rapture, God moves it to a later date

[Ocelot II]

6. It will be in two weeks.

[usonian]

11. Elon says "We'll have that next year"

Every year.

[hlthe2b]

4. Did you think any of us here would be allowed to escape Trump's hell on earth?

Seems we are not "raption-worthy" if anyone is...

[Mike Nelson]

5. I think it was...

... pre-empted. Too many people wanted to see what Jimmy Kimmel will say.

[303squadron]

7. We're still here, the Epstein Files were raptured!

Nt

[JHB]

8. It happened March 18, 1997. There was a cover-up because only one small sect of 27 people ascended.

Don't tell me you couldn't tell we're in the timeline of the damned.

[LuckyCharms]

9. It got me. I'm in heaven. There's no internet up here...

but I smoked a joint with Jesus.

[usonian]

10. I'm READY.

Any time.



Because Vogons give warning. BUT



The warning was posted in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

[PCB66]

12. I heard from a reliable source

that it will be at 7:16 EST this evening.

If you haven't already got right with the Lord you still have a couple of hours.

It will be too late once you hear Gabriel's trumpet.

[doc03]

13. Had dream last night, I woke up and all the

neighborhood MAGAts were called home. It's 525pm and they are still here.

[angrychair]

14. Let's be honest

Most of them cats are not going anywhere.
I'm an atheist and I have a better chance than most of them.