You don't have to shout Tylenol, Orange Julius Caesar, acetaminophen is easy to pronounce!

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[Frasier Balzov]

1. Except all his put options are on Kenvue.

Kenvue is the owner of the brand name.

He doesn't care a thing about the generic.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

2. He is too lazy to practice a big word.

[Aussie105]

3. Ibuprofen is always a safe alternative . . .

Oh, wait!

"Ibuprofen can cause several side effects, including:

Common side effects: Stomach pain, heartburn, nausea, and dizziness.
Serious side effects: Swelling of the face, severe stomach pain, black or tarry stools, vomiting blood, unusual weight gain, and yellowing of the skin or eyes.
Long-term use risks: Gastrointestinal problems, heart attack, kidney damage, and liver toxicity.
Allergic reactions: Signs include hives, difficulty breathing, and swelling in the face or throat. "

[MadameButterfly]

4. I love how he puts that fake profound extra emphasis

on the words he knows how to say in an effort to cover up the words he messed up. As if "Tylenol" is an epiphany requiring stable genius.