Anyone have a time machine???

[True Dough]

Kyle Keegan
@realKyleKeegan

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

Link to tweet

[C_U_L8R]

1. And the teleprompter!

[wcmagumba]

2. Where are these guys when you need them?

Mr. Peabody and Sherman and The Wayback Machine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayback_Machine_(Peabody%27s_Improbable_History)

[LuckyCharms]

3. I wonder if that orange bag of shit...

realized he could just walk up the fucking thing after it failed. Probably not.

He probably stands in front of a normal staircase for hours, looking at it, waiting for the steps to move.

Christ, I hate that fucker.

[True Dough]

6. YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[betsuni]

4. Manhattan escalators feel guilty about not nipping that thing in the bud, probably much more than Republicans.

[ImNotGod]

5. I HAD a ime machine but it was only good for one trip so I went to the future to make an even better one

long story short I can't find the parts I need do to tariffs and I'm now stuck in a fascist USA

[True Dough]

7. Sounds like a

wild trip, maaaaannnn...

[Jack Valentino]

8. "If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler?" (The Dead Zone)

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[yourout]

9. If someone can provide a DeLorean I can probably come up with a flux capacitor.

[House of Roberts]

10. Where ya gonna git the 1.21 gigawatts?

Know any Libyan terrorists?