ATTN: Recall on AMS (TM) 700 Inflatable Penile Prosthesis with

[niyad]

TENACIO (TM) pump.

Issue: Performance

This is not satire, this just popped up on my Canadian recall list. And because I have a truly warped sense of humour, the whole "issue: performance" thing just cracked me up. Isn't that why one needs said pump in the first place?

[jmbar2]

1. Doesn't sound very sexy

[niyad]

6. It certainly does not. There are vibrators.

[leftstreet]

2. Best thread title of the day

[niyad]

7. Taken directly from the recall list!

[Attilatheblond]

3. sorta puts a whole new slant on the term

blow job

[niyad]

5. Snicker!!!

[LoisB]

4. Oh Lord. LOL.

[niyad]

8. The mind reels! Let the puns begin!

[ornotna]

9. Only one thing to do now. Party!

[niyad]

10. Snicker