Amelia Earhart? WTAF?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

Cool story, but who the fuck asked?

So… were the Epstein files on her plane? Was her plane named the Lolita Express? Did she crash on Epstein’s island? If you can arbitrarily “release files,” why don’t you release the fucking Epstein files?

Seriously, the only reason you refuse to release this information is that YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING LIST! You’re literally the only person you’re fooling with this BS. 🙄

[PittBlue]

1. Christ on a bike...

Why?

[Danmel]

2. Wtf would anyone ask him about Amelia Earhat?

SMH

[sheshe2]

10. Lots of people have asked him...

They have come with tears in their eyes and begged him, pleaded with him to release the files. Sir, please, after all these years we must know the true story of Amelia Earhart's death 90 years ago.

[orleans]

26. lol. love this reply! nt

[intheflow]

23. It's the voices in his head.

The only way to make them go away is to rage post, pledging to bend to their incessant demands.

[Sneederbunk]

3. What about Judge Crater?

[hatrack]

4. Coming soon - Beatles tracks proving Paul is dead!

The "Who Shot JR?" file!!

The "Joe DiMaggio Killed JFK!" file (aka the "Single Bat Theory)!!

The "Roswell - Alien Autopsy!!" file!!

The Fake Moon Landing file!!

The "Bat Boy Lives!!" file!!

The "Elvis is alive and living in Nepal!" file!!

The Stanford White murder file (with spicy photos of that naughty, naughty Evelyn Nesbitt!!)

The Mary Celeste file!!

The "He Who Smelt, Dealt" file!!

The real meaning of the Proctor And Gamble trademark!

Plus! New guidance from Sec. Brainworm on eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coca-Cola at the same time!!

[Jack Valentino]

9. The "Joe DiMaggio Killed JFK!" file (aka the "Single Bat Theory)!!

Ok, that's damned clever! I like that!

[FalloutShelter]

5. Because another squirrel MUST be released

Every 12 hours.
It's the law.

(do I really need the sarcasm emoji?)

[FakeNoose]

6. We know he didn't write this

Full sentences, everything correctly spelled, several words are 3 and 4 syllables long ...

He even got Earhart's name correct and he can't spell his own wife's name correctly.

[Danmel]

11. The use of captivated

Is clear proof he didn't write that. Whoever did was smart enough to add weirdly random capitalizations.

[Jack Valentino]

7. In other news, Trump claims that the executed Lindbergh baby killer was "WOKE",

and a "radical leftist fascist socialist communist Democrat
who also helped steal the 2020 election for sleepy Joe Biden
by casting 10 million dead-man votes!"


I probably shouldn't give him "ideas".....

[Iris]

8. Put the Tylenol down, Trumpty Dumpty!

[tulipsandroses]

12. I want the Tupac files. I hear is off in Cuba somewhere

Maybe with JFK Jr??

[Bristlecone]

13. MAGA morons will confuse Earhart and Epstein

Nothing but more distraction.

His name is front and center, no doubt.

[liberal N proud]

18. LoL

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

14. DB COOPER!!!!! WHEN????

[ALBliberal]

15. Ok again du'r s making me laugh with three hour delay

At airport I am screen shotting these remarks buzzy…. Hilarious.

[liberal N proud]

16. His dementia is talking to him again

[Demsrule86]

17. I thought it was the onion when I first saw this...Trump is an idiot.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

19. No way he wrote that

And no way was anyone asking HIM about Amelia Earhart. I doubt he knows who she was.

What an asshole.

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. What fresh hell is this?

[ultralite001]

21. Oh, please, Sir...

Where’s Jimmy Hoffa???

[James48]

22. Earhart, Epstein . They both start with E.

I can see how an 80 year old man can confuse those two.

Release the files.

[Cha]

24. Bully Ghoul LIAR. nt

[flvegan]

25. Scamelia Airhead says what?

I mean, if she were like 13 years old, I'd understand his interest.

[NBachers]

27. Camille Zapata has stealth-moded herself onto DJ T's late-night tweet crew.

[unblock]

28. Lots of people asked him. First and foremost, Hannibal Lecter

[Permanut]

29. That's the first thing I would ask him..

Mister President, Sir, I suppose you've been asked by many other people, but if you wouldn't mind, could you please tell me about the life and times of Amelia Earhart?

[lostnfound]

30. That's so DEI of him. Shouldn't he fire himself for words 'first woman (anything)?

also captivated is poor diction from the dictator

[Crunchy Frog]

31. I doubt he's ever even heard of her, and I wonder who wrote that post for him.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

32. The capper

Gotta give Amelia her say before 12 other distractions come flying at us:

[LetMyPeopleVote]

33. This made me smile

Link to tweet