What uniform will he wear for the meeting

[malaise]

with the Generals?
😀

[Ping Tung]

1. A golden helmet and camouflage undies?

[Abolishinist]

2. I've a suggestion for his hat... MAGOO!

Make
America
Great
On
Offense

[Diraven]

3. I'm guessing something like this

[Irish_Dem]

4. He probably wants to wear the military outfit King Charles wears.

[ananda]

5. The red one or the blue one?

LOL

[Irish_Dem]

6. The red one of course. :)

[ananda]

11. I wanted to post a picture...

but for some reason maybe I'm too lazy to
figure it out.

[Irish_Dem]

12. Posting pictures here is beyond my skill set. :(

But I know the uniform you have in mind.
Red with lots of shiny gold medals.

[ananda]

13. Yes, it's easy to find.

And it would look really funny on him.

[Irish_Dem]

15. He hides his weight behind baggy suits and long ties.

The military uniform will show off all the bulges.
And diapers, etc.

[dweller]

31. Compromise ... red and blue 😬

✌🏻

[ananda]

34. Like

[The Madcap]

7. One with a red armband....

And a crooked cross.

[Kid Berwyn]

8. Something basic.

[malaise]

10. You win the thread

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[Irish_Dem]

16. Not tacky enough.

[ananda]

35. Yeah, he goes for the rich white trash look.

And super gaudy.

[Irish_Dem]

46. The trashier the better he likes it.

He also likes women looking like that too.

[UTUSN]

9. Hah! - well, we laugh *now* but it could very well happen!!!! Tricky Dick wanted these for the WH guards

*********QUOTE********

https://www.nixonlibrary.gov/news/pomp-and-circumstance

Pomp and Circumstance

.... Influenced by the pageantry he experienced during his 1969 European visit, President Nixon hoped to bring a certain amount of formality to his own state occasions by soliciting a redesign of the White House Secret Service Uniformed Division’s attire. Designed by Washington, DC tailor Jimmie Muscatello with input from the Secret Service, the division was outfitted in “double-breasted white tunics trimmed with gold braid and gold buttons and stiff plastic shakos decorated with the White House crest.” The uniforms, a $16,000 investment, debuted on January 28, 1970 when Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Harold Wilson visited the White House to attend a National Security Council Meeting.

Much to the chagrin of the officers and media alike, the uniforms transformed from traditional police blues to what was likened to an usher at an “old‐time movie palace.” The ensemble received a mostly negative public reaction and was largely ridiculed in the press. Nixon friend and Chicago Tribune columnist Walter Trohan called the uniforms “more comical than splendid.”

The uniforms were retired in stages by the mid-1970’s only to gain notoriety once again when they were repurposed. Some of the jackets and the black caps had a second life as band uniforms for the Meriden-Cleghorn High School Band after being purchased for $10 each from the United States General Service Administration in 1980. Tom Roller of the Iowa Federal Surplus Division beat out rocker Alice Cooper in acquiring the uniforms. Cooper, who was unable to purchase due to federal regulations, wanted the uniforms to outfit his roadcrew. He lost gracefully and hosted two Meriden-Cleghorn graduates (dressed in full regalia) at his concert in Los Angeles, California on June 17, 1980.

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[malaise]

20. So true

Don’t rule it out

[UTUSN]

21. Adding: As with all of Tricky's criminal & other doings, they pale compared to KRASNOV's. KRASNOV would dress them gold.

[Dave Bowman]

14. One of these but with 24k gold medals.

[Irish_Dem]

17. I like the medals going down the pant legs.

Nice touch.

[malaise]

19. ROfL

😂😂

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaahhahaha

These are sick insecure men - so needy

[JI7]

22. Doesn't he only have 2 outfits ?

the badly fitted suit and the golf clothes that don't fit .

[malaise]

23. Good point

😀

[William Gustafson]

43. you forgot the shit stained shorts....

[taxi]

24. This one?

I'm sure the escalator incident agravated his bone spurs.

[malaise]

25. OMFG😂

I laughed so hard that I was coughing😂😂🙂‍↕️

[RobertDevereaux]

26. His shit-encrusted birthday suit

[malaise]

28. That would lead to Mutiny on the Booty

😀😀

[surfered]

27. Maybe this one?

[malaise]

29. Hehehe

😂

[surfered]

30. Or maybe retro..

[malaise]

32. Cracking up here

😂😂

[spanone]

33. Commander Pedo

[malaise]

36. Holy Shit !😀

:

[surfered]

37. Or maybe as the Queen of Hearts

Off with their heads!

[Sparkly]

45. This has to be my favorite!!

[kacekwl]

38. Red Union suit with

the flap in back for easy access ass kissing.

[mountain grammy]

39. I'll tell you what

If that mother f**ker shows up in a uniform and those generals just sit there, we might as well surrender. I don’t think he’ll do it, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

[spanone]

40. PEDOPOPE

[Initech]

41. A comically oversized tie and a stupid hat?

Don't forget the bronzer!

[malaise]

48. That's his daily kit

😀

[Jack Valentino]

42. and will he sport a new Hitler mustache ???

[William Gustafson]

44. What Metals will he have on....?

Noble Pedo Prize...

[malaise]

47. I see what you didnthere

Nice😂😀