How to elude ICE on a bicycle...

[True Dough]

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[True Dough]

1. Theme music for that episode:

[irisblue]

4. Here ya go..

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[twodogsbarking]

12. First thing I thought of. Well done.

[riversedge]

2. I dare to say the cops had no warrent--the man just looked like an easy target. No bonus

for this episode.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Looks like the ICE Nazis are seriously out of shape.

Lazy bastards.

[perdita9]

5. Did they give that guy a verbal order to stop or did they just start chasing him?

ICE looks very unprofessional

[Takket]

6. I saw this video and it confused me....

The delivery guy almost appears to be sneaking up toward them, and he very cautiously picks something up off the ground. They then turn and see him and the chase starts.

What was on the ground that was so important he risked getting near them?

Why did they immediately start chasing him what he is seen?

[RandiFan1290]

7. Looks like he's collecting his phone

Fuck Elon

[Seinan Sensei]

11. I think he 'd dropped a page from

THE EPSTEIN FILES

[Gimpyknee]

14. Great theme music!

How very appropriate.

[Takket]

17. Answer to my own question

Okay, someone on X posted the full video of the guy on a bike being chased by Border Patrol in Chicago. Before they took off after him, he said “Fuck Trump.” He then dropped his own phone, and when he went back to grab it, that’s why they started chasing him. x.com/wutangkids/s...

— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) 2025-09-29T16:29:18.921Z

[Submariner]

8. Trump's Meal Team Six appears to be on duty

a couple of the chubbies were kind of slow runners.

[Ponietz]

9. God willed that man to escape

[MadameButterfly]

10. The mystery is why was his phone on the ground

Why did the agents immediately start chasing him?
Was there some prior interaction?
The agents said "Get him" as soon as he reached for his phone, and he was prepared for a quick getaway.

Scary if they just chase people on bikes for no reason, or the biker was scared just because ICE agents will do that kind of thing.

[Javaman]

13. queue the Benny Hill music. LOL nt

[JustAnotherGen]

16. It's on Threads with Yakety Sax

[Queso Delicioso]

15. Looks like the ICE boys could use a little more PT