ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy

[orangecrush]

Comments are golden

"So about 10 people loitering around, on governments paychecks without creating anything for the economy or security are chasing the one guy that actually serves the american people with honest work."

And...

"There’s no reason to assume he’s undocumented. Just doesn’t want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

lastly...

"11 men ready for war 0-1 small guy with a bike

I don’t know if I want to laugh or to cry."

[dalton99a]

1. Kick

[orangecrush]

13. ...

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance

catching a guy on a bike with a food delivery.

Your tax dollars at work.

[orangecrush]

14. You know that delivery guy is in shape

Doing that every day!

[malaise]

3. Still laughing

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😀

[orangecrush]

15. ...

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

4. ..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks

[orangecrush]

16. Of course

The USSC said that's fine.

[Prairie Gates]

24. The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer

Bravo, Anonymous Chicago Hero!

[chia]

5. Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁

[orangecrush]

17. I had to watch a few times too

[chia]

6. "There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown

period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

🏆

[orangecrush]

18. Exactly

[progressoid]

7. Gets funnier with every viewing.

[orangecrush]

19. Epic

[cbabe]

8. Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland?

[orangecrush]

20. Should enter the Tour De France

[Ray Bruns]

9. The Benny Hill music makes it a classic.

[orangecrush]

21. Fits perfectly

[comradebillyboy]

25. Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I

think of Benny Hill.

[orangecrush]

29. I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits

On ham radio the other day.

They had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

DRY humor!

[cbabe]

26. Yes.

https://m.

[Gimpyknee]

10. Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents.

[orangecrush]

22. SLOW

[Volaris]

11. Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed.

Seriously, what a bunch of fucking clowns.

[Mblaze]

12. You can see the "war-ravaged" streets.

[Prairie Gates]

23. This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning

Fucking gross. The white guy on the Divvy bike slowed the closest pursuer down in an act of confused solidarity!

[SunSeeker]

27. Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet.

He outran them while pushing a bike. Hilarious.

But not so funny is the fact that they have no warrant, nothing. They see a brown person and proceed to try to deport him to Rwanda. Fucking criminals.

[Prairie Gates]

28. I love the Benny Hill, but I also want it to be prefaced by Gary Oldman's EVERYONE!!!

from the Professional.

[orangecrush]

30. ...

[orangecrush]

32. The full video

Just watch the bike scene, the rest is propaganda.

DUDE ACTUALLY TAUNTED THEM!

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[SunSeeker]

38. Ug, the 2 racist old white women sitting at the tables thanking the ICE thugs. Yuck.

[orangecrush]

39. Yeah

I threw up on my mouth a little

[pansypoo53219]

31. ooh. keystone cops new short.

[orangecrush]

33. Epic

[miyazaki]

34. Fucking Bluto there with his shoe polish colored beard.

It's like a Halloween costume come to life.

Mofos!

[orangecrush]

37. Supposedly

One of them was wearing a white cowboy hat.

Really professional.

[MineralMan]

35. This is why you don't see cops doing foot pursuits any more.

After running 10 yards they're hands on knees wheezing to catch their breath.

Comedy Central.

[orangecrush]

36. Upthread is the unedited video

The guy actually taunted them to try and catch him

Chicago style resistance.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

40. This made me smile

Link to tweet

[orangecrush]

41. ...

[canetoad]

42. Kick

Rec. OMG that is so funny.

[orangecrush]

43. Thanks