Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Sneezed and expelled the last putrid remnants of his liquefied brain?

Stomped flat by an angry, awakened giant?

Stroked out in rage over a dipshit Treasury Secretary unable to keep his screen hidden?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[QueerDuck]

1. Did he get his necktie caught in an escalator?

[SheltieLover]

2. Plowed under by soybean farmers?

Washed away by Humberto?

Swept out to sea by tropical storm Imelda & eaten by an electric shark?

Rounded up & driven to slaughter by beef ranchers?

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Not quite yet, but

I'm running a betting pool towards expected date of death, and already planning celebrations when it happens.

BTW, consider this: if you were nauseated by the Charlie Kirk "memorial", can you imagine what TSF's is going to look like? Maybe a month of "mourning", FOX pre-empts everything but the life and times of Donald J. Trump, black arm bands, the works.

[niyad]

17. My mourning band will actually come off on that happy day!

[hlthe2b]

4. "He dared to say I have big feet?"

"As good a reason as any...Let me at 'em!"

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Now that's what I call

a snugglebunny

[malaise]

5. No but

It is risible that anyone believes this deteriorating dementia monster is fit to govern

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220685808

[MiHale]

6. Trampled by a herd of very angry generals...

[LymphocyteLover]

8. Chuckled to death over a stupid racist AI video because he's a stupid racist old fart?

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. Netanyahu mistook him for a Palestinian

and dropped 60,000 bombs on him.

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

22. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

11. Rocky and Bullwinkle come out of retirement to remove the Russian operative.

Trump says "I hate moose and squirrel". Melaaaaaaaaaniaaaaah says she thinks they are cute, in five languages.

[SheltieLover]

12. My childhood heroes!

[surfered]

15. Mine, too!

[SheltieLover]

18. Great minds...

[surfered]

13. Stroked out when the QAnon Shaman sued him for $40 Trillion

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/qanon-shaman-trump-lawsuit-capitol-riots-b2835709.html

[niyad]

19. Oh my word. Well, jacob and krasnov have some things in common. They liike

to sue for exorbitant amounts, and they are both nuts.

[SheltieLover]

21. For sure!

[SheltieLover]

20. I wonder why this half wit turned on slobby?

[niyad]

23. He said it was because of the refusal to release the epstein files.

[SheltieLover]

24. Oooof! That's gonna leave a mark!

Thx for sharing!

[niyad]

25. You are most welcome. It was a very weird read.

[SheltieLover]

26. I'll bet

Ty again.

[Swede]

16. Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?

You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!

As the Don Henley song goes.

[2MuchNoise]

27. Discharged for wearing too much make up to Hegseth's He-Man party.

[republianmushroom]

28. Didn't happen last night, damn, but it will happen.

Something to look forward to. Maybe today ?

[ShazzieB]

29. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

[Wicked Blue]

30. Smushed by his magic "med bed"