President Dipshit called generals from all over the world to talk about...

[JohnnyRingo]

All the many wars he ended, how 97% firemen voted for him, How the 2020 election was rigged, and Joe Biden's autopen.
Impeach!

[malaise]

1. THIS

Rec

[Ocelot II]

2. To be accurate, Pete Kegbreath ordered the meeting to tell the generals they are too fat, but

when Dear Leader found out about it he had to get in on the photo op and not let Pete upstage him. But he doesn't know anything about the military so he gave his usual speech about how great he is.

[mwmisses4289]

17. Of course he knows about the military!

He's even said he knows more than the generals!

[Lovie777]

3. Hegseth was just as wacky........................

The military leadership with these two are extremely frighting.

[spanone]

21. Hegseth said, and I quote "No more dudes in dresses"

[Totally Tunsie]

24. Rudy will be devastated.

[JohnnyRingo]

33. He also banned "personal adornment" like beards and long hair....

From the guy who has more ink on his body that the New York Times print setter.

[niyad]

4. According to him, he did not even know about the meeting until the

weekend.

[NJCher]

15. It seems he doesn't know about anything anymore

It’s mind boggling how many times he claims 🤥 or admits 😴 this.

[niyad]

25. And that is not even counting the times he claims to know things, but does not.

[Emile]

5. Draft dodger tells them they have permission to clap, and permission to walk out

if they hear something they don't like. But, if you do get up and walk out, good chance you'll lose your pension.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. He's gone!

[2MuchNoise]

9. Don't tease us like that!

[Champp]

7. Waste and lies, thou art the core of the Republican heart

[surfered]

8. Well they got to see it up close...their Commander-in-Chief is a lunatic.

That’ll be good morale.

[pfitz59]

10. Now that the brass are in one place

they can plan the coup. Just kidding! Or not....

[Rebl2]

12. I wish!

[niyad]

26. Seven Days In May

[JohnnyRingo]

34. They probably had to leave sidearms at the door with Stephen Miller.

No one advances to general or admiral by being a moron or a stooge. That presentation couldn't have earned respect or confidence among their kind.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Traitor should be arrested on the spot.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Three rules in a job. Quitting time is 5 o'clock, payday is Friday, the boss is a jerk.

[LymphocyteLover]

14. Sooooo embarrassing

[Emile]

18. Old Draft Dodger President Bone Spurs lecturing military officers.

I wonder what those Generals and Admirals were thinking listening to the blabbering idiot.

[Postal Grunt]

32. What about the senior NCOs

The strong NCO corp of the US military is what keeps things running on time when it comes to our service branches. While many think that NCOs are lesser than, their status among the rank and file is almost always higher than that of the majority of officers. They are intelligent and much more street smart than most imagine because they know how to get stuff done, even the dirty or drudge work. It would be appropriate to give their opinions and suggestions consideration, serious consideration.

[LymphocyteLover]

35. I can only imagine how hard they were holding back from facepalming and eye-rolling

[Totally Tunsie]

16. Guess CNN didn't get the memo. Their chyron still refers to the "Department of Defense".

[kacekwl]

23. As it should.

[tavernier]

19. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a lap dance.

It just gets crazier every day.

[Mr.Bee]

20. No,

It's he ended 97% of world wars and 7 firemen voted for him!

[wolfie001]

22. Funny as f6ck that they have to honor this fat pig "Donning" a full, stinky diaper

Our generals and admirals 👉 ....................

[BradBo]

27. Firefighters can be stupid too. Shocking.

[jls4561]

28. I'm surprised that neither Fatass nor the SOW didn't rave about "precious bodily fluids".

[Grammy23]

29. Pardon me for mentioning this ...

But is this trumpolini’s Captain Queeg moment? We knew it would happen sooner or later but little did we know they’d set it up so the whole world could watch the meltdown in real time. Geeze, Louise, what a time to be alive.

[rubbersole]

30. "I can't believe I have to take orders from this demented pos."

Thoughts from everyone in the room.

[tetedur]

31. He also said he was president 45, 46 and 47

which would make him only 45 but that is impossible because he would be in his third term.
He also informed the generals that they are warriors. "Did you know that? That you are warriors!"

I watched the shit show and now I have a headache from losing brain cells.