Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell down steps when the shutdown turned off the lights?

Grabbed by the posse comitatus?

Stroked out to learn he can't fire General Disaster and General Laughingstock?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Levitated to hades by generals' & admirals' fervent wishes & stares?

Transferred to a manure spreader via pitchfork by man depicted in American Gothic painting?

Ran out of hot air?

[malaise]

19. Waaaah hahaha

😀

[SheltieLover]

21. ...

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. His bio-med chamber

got turned off due to the government shutdown.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Texas Paul preparing MAGA for the inevitable

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gk71YTE_L98

[PuraVidaDreamin]

4. Demonstrated push up attempt

gotta show those Generals how its done.

[samnsara]

5. that floating bloodclot inching its way up his cankly legs...

...tick tick tick.....

[MiHale]

6. Got pissed his boyfriend, Pete, thought he was too fat...dieted to death.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. While this poetic masterpiece doesn't mention the orange menace

The sentiment remains the same.

[malaise]

8. No but

by his deeds shall a man be known and the judge reminded all of Donvict and his goons “Indelible obloquy".

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220688476

[surfered]

24. I've heard "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da," but never "Indelible obloquy".

[malaise]

27. It's damn perfect

😀

Truth be told, those two words describe his entire life

Add

[Buddyzbuddy]

9. While at Home Depot shopping

for more gold covered plaster appliques, one of the industrial size steel shelving units was bumped by a forklift causing a domino effect, which resulted in him being crushed. He was completely covered by the shelf and gold covered plaster, except for his little feet poking out from under the shelving unit and his long red tie.
As a side note, the migrants began chasing down ICE agents in the parking lot because somebody yelled
"the b.tch is dead".

[twodogsbarking]

10. Slapped to death by nuns while singing Dominique.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Visits Seattle and Melaaaaaaaniaaaaah pushes him off of the Space Needle.

Then she says " I thought he would bounce back" in five languages.

[surfered]

12. Overdosed on Adderall.

After his speech to the Generals, each member of staff gave him a dose, not knowing the others did the same.

[malaise]

17. You win the thread today

[surfered]

18. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

22. Excellent!

[hlthe2b]

13. "I think we know who's on his mind..."

[mountain grammy]

14. No but he looks like shit

I only hope he feels as bad as he looks.

[lark]

15. On our morning walks, we often indulge in fantasies about how we want him to expire.

I want him stroking out, falling down, writhing on the tarmac and having to be taken out with a stretcher and he can't talk or walk and America will get to see the real weak him. I want him publicly embarassed, pissing and shitting himself in public for all to see. Yea, I am vicious in my imagination.

[Dulcinea]

28. My guess is he expires on the toilet.

In the middle of the night, phone in hand. I don't envy whoever gets to clean that up.

[ShazzieB]

33. Whoever has to clean that up can take comfort...

...in the knowledge that they'll never have to clean up after him again!

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. 🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

30. 🍾

[SheltieLover]

23. Dream on...

Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Marthe48]

26. It's a new month, fresh hope

Maybe he'll fall like a dead leaf
Or shrivel like a rotted pumpkin
Finally reap the whirlwind because National Weather Service couldn't predict hurricanes

In the meantime, I will be true to my ethics, and live like we conquered evil

[republianmushroom]

29. Not last night, maybe tonight.

Hopeful, more thoughts and prays.

[thought crime]

31. With each passing day, he looks more and more like one of the Walking Dead

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. Let's go Team Purple Bruise

[ShazzieB]

34. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...