Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Decapitated with Eisenhower's sword?

Consumed by hellfire while exploiting pediatric cancer patients?

Drowned head-first while trying to retrieve a Trump Coin that someone tossed in a port-a-potty?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Yonnie3]

1. Choked on Acetaminophen?

The word got stuck in his throat. No matter how many times he tried to get it out the word just wouldn't come out.

[hlthe2b]

2. "Today?"

"sigh..."

[SheltieLover]

3. Fatal seizure upon realizing a vision of his desired coin with "Asshole" across the top?

Stroked out during a particularly realistic dream in which the new Dem Rep was sworn in & her vote forced the release of the eps files?

Heart stopped while dreaming of generals & admirals drilling holes in him with their eyes, followed by no applause?

[Jack Valentino]

4. Evidence that he is still alive is fleeting, other than

the midnight rants of the A.I. Truth Social Auto-Trump bot poster...

[LymphocyteLover]

10. not just rants-- completely crazed unhinged AI videos

Donald Trump just posted this.

We are not a serious country anymore.

— Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2025-10-03T04:09:09.446Z

[MiHale]

5. Got the Grim Reaper really pissed with his insane reaper meme...

He’s coming for you.

[Jack Valentino]

12. I am quite sure all surviving members of Blue Oyster Cult are thoroughly disgusted with

his appropriation of their song for his disgusting meme--- as I am as a fan of BOC!


I went to their concert at "Pine Knob" in Michigan in the summer of 1982,
opened by 'Aldo Nova' ("Life is just a fantasy" ) ---
was a hell of a show! The highlight for me was when
the leading edge of the stage erupted in flames!

[Farmer-Rick]

19. The shadows of the reaper

Is following him around. The reaper was seen at the Pope's funeral and when he went back to visit the king in Britain. I think his days are numbered.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Melaaaaniaaaah's hair turns to snakes and she turns Donald Fuck to stone. And that's the truth.

pllllllllllppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhh.

[malaise]

7. LOL

Drowned head-first while trying to retrieve a Trump Coin that someone tossed in a port-a-potty?

[malaise]

8. No but

he will soon realize that the Grim Reaper is coming for him
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220696953

[surfered]

14. Grim Reaper

[malaise]

17. Lightning could work too

Bwaaaah😀😀

[bluestarone]

35. Hoping the next picture will be the reaper BLADE raised, and

Behind TSF's head!!

[Gimpyknee]

9. Nope

[LymphocyteLover]

11. stroked out laughing at one of his stupid AI videos?

Donald Trump just posted this.

We are not a serious country anymore.

— Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2025-10-03T04:09:09.446Z

[LymphocyteLover]

13. I think it'd be cool if all those schlocky gold doodads he put all the Oval fell off all at once

on top of him and buried him in his precious fake gold

[surfered]

15. Linus has a plan

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

27. Fingers crossed🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[Tanuki]

18. Someone mistook his orange head for a pumpkin and

carved him up?

[malaise]

22. You win the thread today😂

[surfered]

28. A striking resemblance....a rotting pumpkin

[Wicked Blue]

20. Has a stroke triggered by Gavin Newsom's relentless trolling

[QueerDuck]

21. While trying to change his own soiled diaper...

some slippery bits fall to the floor that he does not see, until he steps on them, causing him to slip and fall, with his head hitting the toilet bowl causing him to lose consciousness, wherein he falls face-first into a soiled adult diaper, briefly regaining consciousness to realize what just happened and the humiliation he'll face if discovered with his own excrement on his face, just moments before his heart stops, and indeed his fears come true and he's discovered face down in his own diaper? Is that how it happens? Maybe?

[niyad]

23. One is allowed to hope!

[jls4561]

24. Done in by a group of fanatical numismatists demanding that all profiles on coins must be dead at least two years?

[GopherGal]

25. "Fanatical Numismatists"

Good band name!


Didn't have that one on my bingo card.

[republianmushroom]

26. Not last night, damn it.

Come on donald it going to be getting to cold for dancing in the street soon. So lets hurry this up.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. I was so excited today. I thought this was an obituary -- turns out I was very wrong.

Link to tweet

[Sneederbunk]

30. Angry escalator.

[Blue Owl]

31. With his heavy makeup and a system full of junk food grease and chemicals

He’s basically a pre-embalmed, casket-ready corpse ready for burial

[ShazzieB]

33. And he'll look better in his coffin than he ever did alive.

Because someone else will be in charge of doing his hair and makeup (which I understand he ALWAYS insists on doing himself while alive... which perfectly explains why it always look like it was done by a 4 year old, especially the makeup!

[Prairie_Seagull]

32. Make hell great again.

[ShazzieB]

34. No, dammit! 🤬

But just let me at him....