Mike Johnson joke:

[applegrove]

— Stealthgirl 🫘 (@stealthgirl21.bsky.social) 2025-10-04T03:39:41.013Z

[AltairIV]

1. That's funny because it"s true

[DFW]

2. They'll have to do something about the long lines, though..............n/t

[QED]

3. Pre coffee, I read that as "Mike Johnson is a joke."

[JoseBalow]

11. "Mike's Johnson joke."

[RVN VET71]

17. Sheldon Cooper would add: "And that's funny, because he is!!"

Except he isn't, not really. The only solace here is that felt by honest to god christians who know this little twerp is going to hell for lying, working to destroy democracy, and being a little turd in general.

[lonely bird]

4. One wonders

What Inspector Genital Mace have to say about that?

[applegrove]

5. That's funny. Because if you don't laugh, you have to cry.

[lonely bird]

9. Yeah

It is sad but true.

[niyad]

6. mike johnson IS a very bad joke.

[Jack Valentino]

7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And that's almost ALL of them!!!!

Yeah, that's a damned good joke

[Skittles]

10. CORRECT

[Midnight Writer]

8. But when they enter the bathroom, a bully will take their lunch money and give them a wedgie.

[Beartracks]

13. That already happens every time they enter the House Chamber. n/t

[Jack Valentino]

15. GOOD!

[Beartracks]

12. Wait... So they can use the men's bathroom because they IDENTIFY as males?

[Jack Valentino]

16. yes, because they don't identify as eunichs as they should....

(where ARE the Republican eunichs supposed to go?
in an empty wall space between the men's and women's rooms, perhaps?
hmmm... )

Better wait for a winger to answer that question for us! LOL

[llmart]

14. Well, he will be the first in line to take advantage of that.