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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSauerkraut Soup
Other videos (60 second shorts) in the Firefly series.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220623303
The reason they wear jarheads is because I could not generate images of them with their faces exposed.
Please support my videos. This one was edgier than the others by far.
Sauerkraut Soup
[Verse 1]
Rolling through the forest grey,
Tracks all squeal and maps decay.
What fuels the fight and warms the troop?
You guessed itsauerkraut soup!
[Verse 2]
No schnitzel here, no sausage plate,
Just vinegared fog and a steel-clad fate.
The only thing we dare to scoop
One more bowl of sauerkraut soup.
[Chorus]
Boom! goes the turret, bang! goes the roof,
But the lads are spoonin cabbage proof.
Command says drive!but we regroup,
To slurp the lore of sauerkraut soup.
[Verse 3]
Dieter dreams of Paris lights,
Hans just wants his pants to fit right.
But glorys drowned in fermented goop
Stuck in time with sauerkraut soup.
[Bridge]
Tell the Fuhrer, tell the cooks,
Weve traded guns for sour looks.
No medals pinned, no goose-step troop
Just ghosts who fart in sauerkraut soup.
[Chorus, Louder & Worse]
Boom! goes the turret, bang! goes the roof,
Another lad down in cabbage truth.
History fades, but we recoup
Forever chained to sauerkraut soup.
Ja , mein Freundits always soup.
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Sauerkraut Soup (Original Post)
Generic Other
Oct 2025
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(29,078 posts)1. My next video will be a naked bike protest in Portland
My riders will wear jarheads as well as reflective caution tape so Youtube doesn't clutch their pearls over nudity. Like the breechcloth painter who was called in to cover the nudity of Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel. God, I never thought I'd be that guy!
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(29,078 posts)2. Field report: a right-wing troll firefly blinked on my feed
-- the sort that flashes to be noticed and confuses noise for signal. I let him glow for a second (for the comic value), then closed the jar.
Light, after all, is still light.