Portland DUers, are ya'll ok? The President is on TV saying Portland is burning to the ground.

[surfered]

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Has he said "Mrs. O'Leary's cow" yet? /nt

[surfered]

2. He's blaming Antifa and paid insurrectionists . And there's no where in the world like it.

I’ve pulled up several web cams and I don’t see any smoke.

[allegorical oracle]

12. While his actual insurrectionists (J6) were pardoned, he's repeatedly now

branding Dems as insurrectionists. This is dangerous language because of the laws that give him extra police/military powers in the event of an insurrection that he declares.

[malaise]

4. He's Ho,ding that one for

Chicago😀

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. 50 million MAGA moron fascists now will swear on their grandmother's life that Portland is burning

Any proof to the contrary will have them shaking their head saying “you just don’t understand “you’re being lied to you ‘re looking at the wrong news.“

[allegorical oracle]

9. Just saw a sound byte from djt saying he can't "for the life of" himself figure out

why TV stations are not reporting that "Portland is burning to the ground."

[leftstreet]

5. Well, the city IS overrun by migrants

Link to tweet

[taxi]

6. I'll remember to honk when I see one. nt

[surfered]

8. Ha! And so nice, being Canadian.

[tanyev]

7. And then it magically rebuilds itself every night!

[Initech]

10. It's insane that they are doing this because they bought a lie that Fox sold them 5 years ago.

MAGA wants revenge for COVID, it's insane.

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. It's such a hellhole, there's a Craft Chocolate Festival this weekend

plus:

Portland Marathon, Craft Chocolate Festival among weekend events

Portland Greek Festival
Portland Tattoo Expo
Major League Table Tennis
Portland Coffee Festival
Dogtoberfest

https://www.koin.com/local/portland-marathon-craft-chocolate-festival-among-weekend-events/

Surely this needs UN peacekeepers or a Witkoff real estate deal to stop the entire state just disappearing into a huge crater of lava caused by the concentrated evil of leftists ...

[surfered]

14. Stay strong!

[bigtree]

13. Portland is the HOTTEST! *

*

[surfered]

15. 👍

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. What, again?

Or still?

Antifa and BLM started that conflagration four years ago. Have they been stoking it or did they set the city ablaze again?

And what about Minneapolis? Has it been rebuilt since antifa and BLM burned it to the gtound in 2020?

This is all true! I've seen dozens of right-wing memes about it! They even had photos of the blazes!