Trump Boasts He's the 'Best Physical Specimen' Among Recent Presidents

[CatWoman]

President Donald Trump boasted he was the “best physical specimen” of all the recent presidents while addressing sailors during celebrations for the U.S. Navy’s 250th anniversary.

Trump was in the midst of thanking dignitaries for making the celebration possible when he lighted on Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX).

“A man that everybody loves — He was my doctor in the White House and I got to know him very well. He was also the doctor for Barack Hussein Obama. Have you heard of him?” Trump asked.

“He was a doctor for a man named [George W.] Bush. And at a press conference they asked him, ‘Who’s in the best shape, who’s the healthiest, who’s the strongest, who’s the best physical specimen of the three?’ He said, ‘That’s easy. President Donald Trump!’ And I said, ‘I love this guy!'”

Trump paused for applause.

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[wcmagumba]

1. Uh, I don't think so...his pants are on fire, or they will be after one more pant load....

[bucolic_frolic]

2. 3 weeks on, 1 week invisible

a regimen of something.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

34. Expect the hand spachtle to be heavy

He’s clearly getting infusions for something.

Something dire and incurable with a quickly-looming end point, I hope. *eyeroll*

[a kennedy]

3. Heard that and, I swear to gawd, I threw up.

[viva la]

4. Hmm, could Trump do this?

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[paleotn]

14. Donnie lardo can barely get on and off a golf cart.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

15. The only dribbling TSF does is down his chin when he doesn't use both hands on the cup.

[CatWoman]

21. speaking of his chin

that area looks just like a vagina

[buzzycrumbhunger]

35. You mean his neck labia, I presume...

*smirk*

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

32. He nailed that trey and walked off the court like a boss!

[Aussie105]

5. Donald is also . . .

the most intelligent, God fearing and empathetic leader of the Free World since the dawn of time!

Under his leadership, America will become the most powerful county in the world, respected by all others!



Can the guys in the unmarked ambulance holding the straight jacket be on standby and high alert please?

But if he was talking to a lot of Navy guys, who I assume are young and fit, what would their take on that speech be?
Young people tend to be more aware of reality and less delusional than Grandpa Donald.

[tblue37]

6. He doesn't even belong in the same world as Obama.

[H2O Man]

7. Pathetic.

Recommended.

[Fiendish Thingy]

8. I would pay $10,000 to see a one hour UFC cage match between Trump and any living former president

The winner gets to serve out the remainder of the current term.

[Polybius]

16. Maybe not Biden though

With his treatment going on, he may not be in fighting shape.

[Ocelot II]

19. But at least Biden isn't fat and maybe can still ride a bicycle.

[Fiendish Thingy]

24. Joe could still kick Trump's ass

One haymaker to the jaw and down he would go.

[Polybius]

25. ...

[Ocelot II]

26. A good shove would probably be enough.

Trump isn't very steady on his feet, and he could tip right over.

[Fiendish Thingy]

30. Exactly- no shoes in a cage match

And they should put moveable staircases in the cage

[pfitz59]

9. Cadet Bone Spurs

Insults the entire Navy with his presence. Forced attendance to hear his bullshit and lies

[paleotn]

12. Pathetic, isn't it.

[Blue Owl]

10. What else did your imaginary friend tell you, little Donny?

[paleotn]

11. PFFFTTTTT!!!!

Have another stroke, Donnie! I've got a bottle of 12 year old Macallan double cask just waiting for your demise! I'll drink to your death ya bastard!

[buzzycrumbhunger]

36. Great minds...

I’ve got the 12-year Laphraoig awaiting the same.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

13. Then release your medical files dude, along with the EPSTEIN FILES!

[Clouds Passing]

17. The females he raped wouldn't agree with his self-assessment.

[surfered]

18. He's a specimen alright. Exactly like the one I collected, put in a box, and mailed to Cologuard

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. So insecure on every level.

[Ocelot II]

22. He's in better shape than Ronald Reagan is right now.

But even Bush II was (and probably still is) in better shape than Fatso ever was; W wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed but at least he could use sharp tools to clear brush with. And obviously Obama could still kick his ass without breaking a sweat.

[DBoon]

23. Says who? The space aliens that abducted and examined him?

[MIButterfly]

27. Oh, FFS, my cats' litter boxes have better physical specimens than him.

[spanone]

28. Shit is what he is full of.

[MrWowWow]

29. You Can't Lie To Nor Cheat Your Body!

It always reacts negatively when you try to. The sooner stinky dollhands strokes out, the better.

[Diamond_Dog]

31. Says the demented windbag who complains about walking up an escalator.

[marble falls]

33. Three words: Barrack Hussein Obama. I'd pay to watch. TACO can choose the sports.

[Vinca]

37. This character is seriously mentally ill. How can this continue???????????

[Emile]

38. He is a picture of youth and perfection.

[SCantiGOP]

39. Obama should challenge Trump

Let’s have a 100 yard brisk walk. The old fool would probably stroke out.
Or we could just walk up two flights of stairs.

[Trueblue1968]

40. Trump is walking death warmed over. I am stronger and it better shape. A woman & i could take him !!!!

He is a big fat unhealthy pig. He can't beat me yin a running game ... I am just a few years younger than he is and I could beat him to a oulp.

#TrumpIsDestroyingAmerica. #TrumpNeedsToBeLockedUp. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. #pedophileTrump

[Solly Mack]

41. Maybe for a pile of shit.

[eppur_se_muova]

42. Which specimen type does he best match ?

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/347695791/figure/fig1/AS:994597446635520@1614141918355/Example-photos-submitted-for-each-BITSS-stool-type-The-7-BITSS-types-are-grouped-into-4.ppm

[Conjuay]

43. Yeah I would give ANYTHING to have him stuffed and mounted on my wall.