A response to TSF's claim that he was "the best physical specimen" seen

[spooky3]

By the White House physician who also treated Pres. W and Obama:

“ Yes the greatest physical specimen. A man that has the physique of a fire damaged leather sofa, that has been half submerged in a ditch and been used by a family of badgers as an out house.”

Post by @sabre_painting

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[Tetrachloride]

1. Illinois Badgers. I stake my reputation on it.

[C_U_L8R]

2. A perfect specimen

[Trueblue1968]

3. He is 7 inches taller, he is fatter than me and i could beat him up. He will die soon becausevof ill health

[malaise]

4. He's stark raving mad

and I can’t even blame the Supermoon😂😂

[Blue Owl]

5. I think JD Vance just gave a quick second look at that fire-damaged sofa

[AZJonnie]

6. On the DL, so the wife and kids wouldn't catch him

but then he gave it away when he reflexively smiled and sucked air in through all of his teeth while he was eyeing it

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaah

Nicely played 😂

[flvegan]

7. "...and totally doesn't have a tiny penis."

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Turtle head when tucked in.

[Hotler]

10. Does that includ having the hands of a ten year old boy? nt

[electric_blue68]

11. BAAAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa... Pffftttt...