Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important

[tblue37]

to me.

Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-10-06T20:59:28.899Z

[dweller]

1. Just do it

Just f’n go ya cockwomble parasite

The world needs a break



✌🏻

[ecstatic]

2. Is he effing with us?

He's playing right into all the memes and speculation about his health.

[spanone]

3. He want's to go where Epstein is and god ain't there.

trmp prays there ain't a god if he prays at all.

which i doubt.

[rampartd]

16. prayer might be perfect for trump

god won't try to talk while the supreme being is bloviating.

[regnaD kciN]

34. He can swear there ain't no heaven...

…and he prays there ain’t no hell.

[3catwoman3]

76. "He'll never know by livin'...

...Only his dyin' will tell,
Yeah...
Only his dyin' will tell."

[dalton99a]

4. Go to hell, asshole

[Ocelot II]

6. If Hell exists, he will.

[Ocelot II]

5. Does he even believe in God? It seems like he thinks he *is* God.

[iemanja]

17. I'm from a Catholic family and definitely

believe in hell, as a concept more than an actual place. If anyone is going, it’s Trump.

[tblue37]

7. Good luck with that, Donald.

Good luck with that, Donald.

— Scott (@thegopisfubar2024.bsky.social) 2025-10-06T21:08:34.194Z

[sheshe2]

19. Jesus is laughing so hard he is about to pee his pants!

Oh, and did you catch the small print in donnies crotch, it says @Mrs Putin.

[tblue37]

27. That was my immediate reaction, too.

[sheshe2]

29. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

great minds!

[niyad]

44. I just saw this image. Nearly spit out my coffee.

[sheshe2]

46. lol...same here when I saw it! 🤣

[sop]

52. "It would be easier for Trump to pass through the eye of a needle, than for him to enter the kingdom of heaven."

- Bluesky comment

[mwmisses4289]

71. 😲!

[tanyev]

8. Tell me without telling me that you know absolutely nothing about the tenets of Christianity.

[Solly Mack]

9. lolololol

[leftieNanner]

10. For a man who has embraced

All seven of the deadly sins with gusto, and broken the Ten Commandments multiple times, I don't think he has a chance.

[dflprincess]

11. Somebody must be feel his mortality and the flames licking at his heels

but he still doesn't get that being "good" doesn't mean taking healthcare away from people or destroying food and medicine meatn for starving people in other countries.

[Maru Kitteh]

12. Translation: I had to stop it with the hookers and what not.

This game is almost over now, so I want credit.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

13. Feigning theism is part of his ruse. He even sucks at atheism!

[Xolodno]

14. That's not how it works.

You have to admit you are a sinner, humble yourself and start turning your life around.

I can't see him doing any of that.

[BlueKota]

77. That's how I feel

I can't see him saying he's sorry to anyone not even God, or asking for forgiveness. He thinks he's perfect.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. Better hurry donald! Hurry! Go QUICK! You don't want to miss the good seats

on the heaven plane. You don’t want to ride in the back, right? You gotta get there first, donald,


Go on now.

[IcyPeas]

18. I don't care if it rains or freezes

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you ... when you travel far.

[niyad]

45. Thanks for the earworm.

[boonecreek]

20. Sorry Donnie.

That ship has long since sailed.

[sprinkleeninow]

21. Taking notice of one's own mortality. It happens. Now what.

My Bible says liars will not have access to the Heavenly Realm, the Paradise of which we were robbed by the Evil One's lure and blatant lie in the beginning, unless truly repentant and then doing an unmistakable (evidenced) and true 180° turnaround towards practicing virtue.

[krawhitham]

22. hiding that hand

[struggle4progress]

23. American Tune

[usonian]

24. Don't wait one more day to find out.

[GoodRaisin]

25. Krasnov wanting "to be good for God to take the next step".

He’s delusional.

[Hope22]

26. Well sir you make this life feel like hell for us every day so I'm not too concerned with your eternity.

You are about 70 years too late to worry about that! That ship sailed.

[Klarkashton]

28. When he is dead he will be in a better place. Rotting

In hole.

Fuck trump.

[calimary]

30. What the heck does that even mean, donald?

[Emrys]

31. He's the walking, talking embodiment of the seven deadly sins

Just a recap, in case he's browsing:

pride ✓

greed ✓

wrath ✓

envy ✓

lust ✓

gluttony ✓

sloth ✓

Bingo!

Round 2 would include bearing false witness, blasphemy and an endless litany of other stuff.

He's crammed a lot into his 79 years.

[Hassler]

32. Newsflash Don Old, you'll end up next to Noem's puppy

[mwmisses4289]

72. That pup is in heaven.

The only reason t would end up next the pup is because an angel is walking it outside hells gates so it can bite t's ass that's hanging outside the gates.

[RainCaster]

33. An interesting story that Jesus told

Luke 12:13-21 (NIV)
The Parable of the Rich Fool
Someone in the crowd said to him, “Teacher, tell my brother to divide the inheritance with me.”
Jesus replied, “Man, who appointed me a judge or an arbiter between you?” Then he said to them, “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; life does not consist in an abundance of possessions.”
And he told them this parable: “The ground of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest. He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.’
“Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain. And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.”’
“But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’
“This is how it will be with whoever stores up things for themselves but is not rich toward God.”

[Baitball Blogger]

35. Who is going to tell him?

[Irish_Dem]

40. I will: Hey orange f-wad you are going straight to hell for eternity.

Say hi to Hitler when you get there.

[Baitball Blogger]

43. You're so elegant and succinct.

[livetohike]

36. The three year old's view of theology. First of all,

he has no clue of what being good means. Secondly, if God is keeping a scorecard he lost long ago. Idiot.

[Orrex]

37. Kind of directly opposes the "prosperity gospels"

But of course, reichwing fundamentalists need only the weakest excuse to justify their continued worship of Trump, so this asinine comment will have its intended effect.

[eShirl]

38. But Donald, God sees through all your lies.

[Irish_Dem]

39. Sounds like a bad man who has been told he is dying.

And doesn't have much longer to live.

Good men don't talk like this.
They have been doing the right thing most of their lives.
They don't need to convince God at the last minute.

[Paladin]

41. Sacrilege. (nt)

[no_hypocrisy]

42. I can't be consoled by the promise that TSF will be consigned to the Fires of Hell b/c

as there is no God and no Heaven, then equally, there is no Satan and Hell.

He'll just die and escape accountability.

[Kingofalldems]

47. Once again covering right hand.

Must have something to do with his disappearing act every month.

[Lettuce Be]

48. Someone went to Sunday School

He sounds like a child being taught to be a decent human being. Probably too late.

[Vinca]

49. Well, Sire, you have a long way to go before you get within striking distance of "good."

Time for some official Trump oven mitts to take him through the gates of hell.

[Disaffected]

50. I don't know why folks are getting into a lather over this.

All he is doing IMO is gaslighting the Dems to get a reaction & distraction.

[walkingman]

51. Hard to believe that some people admire the POS. All my neighbors do (Texas).

[Blue Owl]

53. Let's find out RIGHT NOW

[J_William_Ryan]

54. "Trump says there's no reason to be good - other than to get into heaven"

Trump will only do good if there’s a reward.

Otherwise there’s no point in dong good, such as doing good for the benefit of others, absent a reward.

[Maru Kitteh]

64. Religion says that. Donald heard the message. Nt

[kysrsoze]

55. Surely he will get close by pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell!

Bless his heart.

[BeyondGeography]

56. That's why he dropped his appeals of the E. Jean Carroll rulings

and sent her a check for $88.3 million.

[C_U_L8R]

57. Looking towards death, it's still all about HIM

An entire lifetime and this shitheel has learned nothing.

[RockRaven]

58. If there were a Xian afterlife, Dump is plainly the sort who would burn in hell.

He lacks the self-awareness and humility to repent properly, and he is laughably sinful and always has been.

From Exodus:

13 “You shall not murder.
14 “You shall not commit adultery.
15 “You shall not steal.
16 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
17 “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, male or female slave, ox, donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

From Matthew:

16 Then someone came to him and said, “Teacher, what good deed must I do to have eternal life?” 17 And he said to him, “Why do you ask me about what is good? There is one who is good. If you wish to enter into life, keep the commandments.” 18 He said to him, “Which ones?” And Jesus said, “You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness. 19 Honor your father and mother. Also, you shall love your neighbor as yourself.” 20 The young man said to him, “I have kept all these;[c] what do I still lack?” 21 Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be perfect, go, sell your possessions, and give the money[d] to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me.”

Paul's letter to the Romans:

8 Owe no one anything, except to love one another, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law. 9 The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery; you shall not murder; you shall not steal; you shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word, “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.”

No matter how you slice it, Dump's entire life is directly contrariwise to Xian teaching/instruction, including those taken directly from God's mouth. And he won't or cannot acknowledge it is so, so he is cosmically fucked (or would be if it were true).

[Sogo]

59. Ha Ha! He thinks he'll be able to con God....

nt.

[W_HAMILTON]

60. If there is a hell, Trump is destined for it.

[SSJVegeta]

61. Hed be much further on track if he just fired stephen miller and Sebastian gorka

And Laura looneytunes

[Ping Tung]

62. Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine

Or...Cruel men created a cruel God.

[Autumn]

63. Hurry and die and tweet to us how that next step works so we can all do it.

a leader leads.

[Rob H.]

65. "I want to be good...."

Seventy-nine years too late on that one, Nectarine Nero.

[patphil]

66. He can lie to us, to his base, to the whole world, but lying to God is a whole new level of hubris.

I guess he thinks God is just as stupid as we are.
If he's worried about getting into a higher level of heaven, he should actually do something worthy of it.
A lifetime of self serving at the expense of others ain't gonna cut it.

[-misanthroptimist]

67. God hates liars

Really! It's in the bible -multiple times.

[Justice matters.]

68. Probably followed with:

"now excuse me cuz i have to go order a few more lawless murders in international waters"

[choie]

69. He wouldn't know how to "do good"

Even if Jesus came down to school him. Sociopaths are sociopaths no matter how orange.

[Clouds Passing]

70. Dump is bad, he will go to hell, because all he has ever done is create hell on earth for everyone else

[Dave Bowman]

73. Good? You wouldn't know good if it bit you in the ass, psycho.

[Chemical Bill]

74. .

[canetoad]

75. Go to the next step?

He reckons he's a builder, must be nearing Lock Up stage.

[The Madcap]

78. His escalator only goes down....

Or God has a really perverse sense of justice.