Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Head crushed by coin press while inspecting his $1 "commemorative" coin?

Charred to a crisp by a shock collar that zaps him each time he lies?

Cast into oblivion by eldritch entities when he consulted the Necronomicon once too often?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. No but

the effin monster is showing signs of deep fear re death.😂
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220702911

[SheltieLover]

4. Docs must've given him some bad news...

[malaise]

5. We can hope

😀

[SheltieLover]

8. Yes!

Well, bad for slobby means great for the whole world, minus bibi, pootin & orban, but they don't get a vote..

Remember playing opposite day when you were a kid?

[ShazzieB]

15. This is at least the second time recently that I've heard of him talking about death.

I say "at least," because I know of one other time besides this, but I'll bet there are others.

It's wild to hear a man who is completely bereft of any moralIty or ehthical code talk about being "good." He's not capable of being good except by accident, because he has no idea what the word means.

I could write at length about the bitter irony of a malignant narcissist with no conscience whatsoever saying he wants to be good, but I am short on time right now. Still... wtaf?

[malaise]

16. It should be

but many monsters believe they will be forgiven by some god humans invented

[ShazzieB]

18. What's really funny is...

...the only reason he even thinks he wants to be good is that he's looking for a payoff (in the next life, in this case). He literally can't conceive of any other reason.

[malaise]

2. THIS😀

Charred to a crisp by a shock collar that zaps him each time he lies?

[SheltieLover]

3. Not yet, that we know of, but it' still early...

[MiHale]

6. Barron had enuf...went all Lizzie Borden on him...with 47 whacks

[hlthe2b]

7. "Uggh! I just can't take this disappointing news anymore!"

We ALL know how you feel, poor guy!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Visited Arlington National Cemetery and was ghosted to eternity. Thousands of ghosts singing and dancing.

[Gimpyknee]

10. Nope

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. My dream is that this nightmare ends.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[surfered]

12. Suffered a fatal conniption fit when told all Puerto Ricans are US citizens under a law passed in 1917.

Including Bad Bunny.

[Blue Owl]

14. Visualizing him being lowered into a hole and covered with dirt

Feeling my blood pressure lowering…. Feeling relaxed…. Exhaling….. Ahhhhhh…..

[ShazzieB]

17. No, of course he's not dead. We should be so lucky.

[electric_blue68]

19. A particularly *spicy set of options by Orrex today! 😄👍

* from tons of kitten videos spicy seems to refer to cranky reactive kittens

And Orrex, and all of us can certainly feel cranky about u-know-who!