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usonian

(26,593 posts)
Tue Oct 7, 2025, 08:44 PM Oct 2025

Tr*mp gets a brain scan. "We found absolutely nothing," say happy doctors at the Spurious Medical Institute.

A later review of the scans, by Dr. Emeril Lagasse, showed well defined brain detail with a little bit of browning on the surface.



"It indicates a bit of CTE," (1) said Doctor Lagasse, "So we are transferring ICE to his brain, overnight, followed by gradual warming with warm Hollandaise sauce by day."


(1) Connection To Epstein.

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Tr*mp gets a brain scan. "We found absolutely nothing," say happy doctors at the Spurious Medical Institute. (Original Post) usonian Oct 2025 OP
Oh there is a ball of hate BlueWaveNeverEnd Oct 2025 #1
Looks like cauliflower with cheese topping--- normally something I would drool for, but Jack Valentino Oct 2025 #2
Comes with many food jokes. Sorry about that. NT usonian Oct 2025 #3

Jack Valentino

(5,252 posts)
2. Looks like cauliflower with cheese topping--- normally something I would drool for, but
Tue Oct 7, 2025, 10:34 PM
Oct 2025

the Trump brain reference spoils my appetite.....


'they found absolutely nothing'---- LMAO no doubt


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