The Texas National Guard showing up in Illinois to EAT ANTIFA

[riversedge]

TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1


The Texas National Guard showing up in Illinois to EAT ANTIFA

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TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1
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This is a photo from ABC. Look at how that fool is holding that weapon, Greg Abbot's finest. Unreal.

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[Vinca]

1. Whoa - don't just lock up your children to keep them safe, lock up your refrigerators.

The moron on the left looks like he's about to take out the moron on the right.

[Ilsa]

5. I disguised my refrigerator:

I just hope they don't think they're at a Chick-fil-A.

[riversedge]

2. They make everything bigger in Texas including National Guard uniforms apparently

TheRealThelmaJohnson
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They make everything bigger in Texas including National Guard uniforms apparently

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[Ilsa]

6. "XXX" doesn't mean what you think it means in Texas. nt

[Historic NY]

18. add another X

[Ilsa]

36. Whoooaaa!!! No wonder they need military transport! nt

[PatSeg]

31. Ah, you beat me to it!

Hey at least they're not wearing masks!

[Jim__]

3. Is this a direct violation of a court order? I really hope not as that would be a definite step ove the line.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Not exactly the photo Kegsbreath was hoping for

[blue neen]

15. I was thinking the same thing!

Sign these dudes up!

[Butterflylady]

16. Now that's funny, but true......

[MiHale]

7. They're there for the Mike Ditka lookalike competition...

Da Bears!

[Coldwater]

8. Looking for Antifa?

No, the nearest McDonald's

[mucholderthandirt]

9. Oh, look! Bubba and Billy-Bob are dressed up for Halloween. How cute.

Does no one understand that Texas has no authority to send their NG units anywhere? What a bunch of morons.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I also see some facial hair on the two who look alike.

[Johonny]

11. I thought Trump cut meals on wheels

[Srkdqltr]

12. They went to Chicago for pizza.

[lindysalsagal]

13. That's alotta bbq.....

[riversedge]

14. ... And it only costs us $700 per day per guardsman.

The Texas National Guard has officially touched down in Chicago to bravely consume all available deep dish pizzas, one slice at a time, while heroically pretending to solve problems.

And it only costs us $700 per day per guardsman.

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[Mysterian]

17. They probably don't want to be there

I'm guessing they didn't sign up for this shit.

[PatSeg]

33. I was thinking the same thing

I'm sure they don't want to be there. I can't fault the National Guard for following orders.

[Historic NY]

19. Texas is not sending their best.

[Historic NY]

20. Battle of Golden Corral veterans.

[MineralMan]

21. They've Sent in Meal Team Seven! OMG!

ANTIFA must be shaking it its collective boots.

[SoFlaBro]

22. Does each of these guys count as two fucking deployments?

[Efilroft Sul]

23. Meal Team 6, Texas Barbecue Regiment

[Ritabert]

28. Gravy Seals

[leftstreet]

37. The Green Buffets

[peggysue2]

24. Oh, Lordy!

Or should I say lardy?

Hegseth will have a stroke when he sees this photo. His nightmare: The Fat Brigade hits the streets of Chicago.

You know there will be jokes galore if this image is picked up and goes viral on social media. It sucks for the men (we don't know their particular stance on their orders) but anything that gets under Hegseth's skin is a worthy sacrifice.

[Tetrachloride]

26. Wide stance ?

[WiVoter]

25. Looks Like The Same Guy, Not Exactly In Shape, LOL

[Gore1FL]

27. They will have to eat Antifa. No restaurants will serve them. nt

[mucifer]

29. The amazing JB Pritzker is a big guy too people. I

don’t get the joke.

[Wednesdays]

34. Pritzker ain't in the National Guard.

As far as I know.

[Wednesdays]

30. Looks like they had a couple too many slices of Chicago deep dish.

[Drum]

32. Well-insulated!

[LogDog75]

35. Hey Hegseth, we found your fatties!

They have the same shape as the Orange Turd.