Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Keeled over immediately after Walter Reed declared him the most perfect human specimen of all time?

Stabbed by pantograph while posing for dollar coin?

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release?

Fatal internal hemorrage from constant infusion of diet coke corrosion?

[hlthe2b]

2. "No? You're killing me!"

[DeeDeeNY]

3. Kristi Noem mistook him for a dog

[gordianot]

4. Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves?

Kristi and her dog, JD and his couch,Trump is lucky he is illiterate he just blurts it out.

[Chemical Bill]

25. Was it the drooling...

or the fact that he curls up for a nap whenever he isn't chasing a squirrel?

[malaise]

5. No but

Bestie Jeffrey is coming for him soon and very soon

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaah😀

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?

Bad news will come out tomorrow …bet your bottom dollar that ..tomorrow…only a day away😀

[Orrex]

9. I had a feeling that you'd like that one

And, truthfully, I wonder if he might actually think that? We recall his apparent confusion about people seeking asylum (i.e., “escaped from asylums”), so maybe it’s not too far-fetched?

[malaise]

10. Barely literate best describes him

[surfered]

18. Invertebrate?

[hlthe2b]

13. While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian

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- Head of State know who they intend to award the Peace Prize to and to give them a heads up to try to smooth over the expected explosive anger from "across the pond."

[WestMichRad]

7. Good gawd, why is it taking so long?

[Gimpyknee]

8. Nope.

But he will be visiting the Middle East and perhaps even Gaza.

[malaise]

20. Pssssst!

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5546079-trump-medical-exam-walter-reed/

Trump to undergo medical check-up on Friday

[surfered]

11. No! Which begs the question...

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

19. Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[NNadir]

27. We can't wait to put ours on ice. I feel the day is coming.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped.

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching

[malaise]

16. Nicely played

😀

[twodogsbarking]

21. 39 degrees f here in centra pennsavanya with a frost warning for tonight. Stay well.

[surfered]

15. However, his long awaited death will cause a dilemma.

[Prairie_Seagull]

17. Blows his last gasket when

Gov Newsom and Gov Pritzket both win The Nobel Peace prize.

[surfered]

22. Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one.

At Walter Reed

[Blue Owl]

23. Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted

[republianmushroom]

24. Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night.

We are a day closer, maybe to night. hopefully. thoughts and prays.

[NNadir]

26. Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI?