Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.

[applegrove]

Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-10-09T17:14:05.036Z

[Midnight Writer]

1. Did she look behind the sofa? Under the throw rug? Maybe they hid it in the freezer?

[Volaris]

10. Like i mentioned downthread, its right next to the missing strawberries.

Were all in on it.

[C_U_L8R]

32. "Did someone say 'Sofa'?"

…said the diminutive vice Vance thing

[TheBlackAdder]

40. Like roll-up blinds, you pull the cord down a little, let go and fwap fwap fwap! Gone

[Diamond_Dog]

2. The desperation she emits begging to be a big shot just reeks.

[dalton99a]

5. +1

[Chasstev365]

3. I know as a Democrat, I'm always hoping to increase crime. Who's with me?

[rzemanfl]

4. WTF?

[suegeo]

6. Wow she's stupid

[Maru Kitteh]

17. She makes Palin look like Voltaire. Nt

[Joinfortmill]

49. Rofl

[eShirl]

7. the delusion is strong in this one

[littlemissmartypants]

20. The entire administration could easily start a crazy delusional club. ...

The membership dues are paid in advance by the level of crazy we see every day from them.

No offense to the mentally unwell among us with insight who are seeking help and not trying to kill democracy.

[Volaris]

8. Omg now theyre projecting being cover-up artists

'Lying to The Public is all we know how to do, so OBVIOUSLY 'THEY' must be doing it to US.'

Sure Kristi...and the whole damned city is in on it...JUST LIKE THE STRAWBERRIES!!!

Or, ya know...REALITY. (oh wait I forgot, dear leader has no USE for reality, that's why).

[Wounded Bear]

24. Reality has a well known Liberal bias....

Stephen Colbert (IIRC)

[Torchlight]

9. This is what happens when they declare war and nobody shows up

The old adage attempts relevance.

[Bread and Circuses]

11. Baloney, and she knows it. If it was a war zone,,,,,

There would be sirens blasting all over the city

[Attilatheblond]

57. And severly damaged buildings, roads... Like what parts of Ukraine looks like after Trump's buddy bombs civilians

[Bread and Circuses]

60. Exactly!

[durablend]

12. It's hidden with the Epstein files

[Nevilledog]

13. Gosh, seems like DHS could use their drones to fly past the 4 blocks.

Did this twat have her eyes closed flying into Portland? They're all a bunch of sociopaths with these lies.

[IbogaProject]

54. She was likely busy Boeberting

She was likely too busy pulling a "Boebert" with her boyfriend Corey Lewandowski on the ride in to have seen anything clearly.

[Ping Tung]

14. Not to mention the Brooklyn Bridge and Eiffel Tower.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. "Builder" tRump could take lessons from Portland. Burn 4 blocks & rebuild them overnight. He can't do that. . . .nt

[Aristus]

16. Yeah, because a war zone is something you can hide...

[EYESORE 9001]

18. 'OK, combatants'

‘Everyone take ten steps to the north and get behind the big screen’

[Kid Berwyn]

19. Gee. General Patton could always find the front.

She must not want to see reality: there isn’t one.

[ananda]

21. So what... she can't find it?

[Blue Owl]

22. Silence!

v

[underpants]

23. It's a WAR ZONE!!!

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[NickB79]

25. If the Portland police have the ability to clear streets and control flow

Why would they need the National Guard? The entire point of deploying the NG is when local law enforcement is outnumbered and outmatched.

[Vinca]

26. Aw, poor Kristi. She claimed the streets were on fire, but all she saw was a guy in a chicken costume.

The gravel pit at her home is a more dangerous place - especially for dogs - than the streets of Chicago.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. It was the Brigadoon of war scenes.

[LudwigPastorius]

28. An area rug, a couple of throw pillows, and a few potted plants and...

she waltzed right past that war zone.

The Plan is all coming together! MWAhahaha!

Antifascismus Nunc et in Perpetuum

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Check out these "dangerous Antifa terrorists."

Link to tweet

[Nittersing]

30. Everyone is joking.... but I believe this is very intentional

They are creating the images and soundbites they want the country to see. The complicit media runs with it People only marginally paying attention will see what the administration wants them to see.

[obamanut2012]

33. same

[Amaryllis]

37. I know people who live here who have family and friends in other states or even other Oregon cities who believe

the narrative and refuse to believe what they are being told by people who live here.

[Joinfortmill]

50. That's the scary part

[surfered]

31. How do you hide a city burning to the ground?

[MiHale]

35. First you find that really big faucet...

Use it to put out the fires…sorry California…then you use the super beautiful really huge fans to clear the smoke and dry the streets.
Come on all of Antifa knows this …it’s taught in the cradle.

[flashman13]

34. I'm beginning to believe she is a loony as Trump.

[mac56]

36. Who you gonna believe,

Me or your lyin' eyes?

[ancianita]

38. These pathologically projecting delusional liars. These are what millions thought is sanity after...

Forty years of “unitary executive theory.”
Forty years of capturing courts.
Forty years of building legal arguments for why presidential power should be unreviewable.
Twenty years of narratives of how their delusional innocence has suffered under Democrats as secret muslims, secret criminals, secret soros puppets, secret trannies, secrete pedophiles, secret demons, secret antifa.

[lastlib]

39. I gotta ask, WHAT do these trump people SMOKE??!?

I gotta try some; it must be REALLY POTENT shit! Folks in the 60s woulda KILLED for some of that shit!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

They're having the hallucinations from hell, and WE'RE the ones paying the price!

[IronLionZion]

41. But she arrested the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa

so did she arrest Eleanor Roosevelt or Mamie Eisenhower?

[mntleo2]

42. That witch lives in Lala Land n/t

[Disaffected]

43. The War Zone is hidden in the same place as

Trump's infrastructure and health plans.

[ashredux]

44. Hmmm... so if the mayor cleared out the streets, then what problem do they have if he was able to do that for her visit?

Mayor: (on the phone). Hey Charles, were you and your antifa buddies just chill out for a day? I got those crazy people from the trumpet administration coming to see all the antifa rioters…. Thank you guys just take the day off, while I show her around?

Charles (ar the ANTIFA headquarters). Well as you know Mayor, we do have a schedule, but I can probably help you out on this one. But after I help you, you gotta give me two more blocks to burn down….. will that work?

Mayor: “Hmmm… I think we can work something out. Appreciate your help, and your folks over there at antifa. You boys take care now…..”

[AllyCat]

45. The verbal gymnastics these Nazis go through to

Justify their propaganda is astounding.

If they are so confident there is a “war” that they can send armed troops there against US citizens, you’d think these brainiacs would KNOW WHERE THE F’ IN WAR IS!!!

[poozwah]

46. ladies' room

for christ’s sake, let this idiot use a rest room so she will stop being so full of shit.

[Joinfortmill]

47. Hahaha

[Ziggysmom]

48. Maybe they did it to protect her from joining Charlie Kirk.

She’d also bitch if the streets were not cleared for her. You cannot win.

[Ocelot II]

51. How do you hide a war zone in a city the size of Portland?

Wouldn't there be sounds of explosions and smoke and sirens that could be observed for miles? Couldn't they send up drones to observe the war zones?

[Clouds Passing]

52. Conspiracy is the ONLY way these GOPedos think.

[unblock]

53. lol. Noem announces Portland doesn't need federal troops to clear the streets

[GoCubsGo]

55. Dyllis Filler needs layoff whatever substances she's taking.

Or, is she really that stupid?

[Warpy]

56. Even Noem can't be that big an ignorant hick

She's ot to have seen war scenes in movies, enough of them to know that war means big fires, lots of smoke, ambulances that can be heard for miles, and plenty of gunfire.

Guess she thinks people were overturning trash cans to hid the moke and using pop bottle silencers on all the guns.

Dumber and dumber, the dumbfuckery seems to proceed into infinity in this administration.

[Ocelot II]

59. She knows there's no war zone. She's just repeating the Trump line.

[Beartracks]

58. To rightwing loons, a LACK of evidence is PROOF of a conspiracy.

The willfully ignorant are stupidly confident.

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[mucholderthandirt]

61. OK, I admit it, they're behind my house. So sorry.

Folks travelled all the way to the East coast, in secret, on buses provided by whoever the latest liberal boogey man is. We're so bad. Shame on us for doing this to the wonderful woman!