Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Exploded in a cloud of ignoble gas when he didn't win the Nobel?

Stroked out trying to find Norway on a map in advance of a retaliatory bombing campaign?

Coronary on the Presidential toilet upon hearing Zack Bryan over the sound system?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[gordianot]

1. I guess not but when it happens I hope DU allows you the first post.

At least the deterioration is palpable.

[hlthe2b]

2. "Counting down the days and hours!"

"Oh, and I taught the Portland demonstrators this dance!"

[malaise]

5. He's off to Walter Reed

For his second annual check up.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. nothing to see here, move along

[malaise]

18. Well I am sure folks are watching using

drones, telescopes and binoculars 😂😂

I hope he’s singing this

[SheltieLover]

3. Stroked out over poor prognosis by doctors today?

Imploded into a pile of orange goo over not receiving Nobel Prize?

Dream of being at award ceremony & being the only one to not receive an award pushed slobby over the edge...of the roof?

Fatality resulted from second annual physical this year?

Hope springs eternal...

[malaise]

4. No but

There will be no noble response to this. Indeed there has been no response yet.😂

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220710450

[Gimpyknee]

6. Nope.

[Celerity]

7. Here's hoping!!!

[surfered]

8. Struck by one of Elon Musk's Starlink satellites falling out of orbit.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143544468

His head exploded when told the Nobel prize for literature was awarded to a non-English speaking person. His last words, reportedly, were, “Say wut?”

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143544097

[Orrex]

11. Good one!

[surfered]

9. "...trying to find Norway on a map...". HaHaHaHaHaHa

[twodogsbarking]

10. His pedal car turned over and he smashed his pumpkin.

[LymphocyteLover]

12. If the Novel peace Prize going to a brown Latina doesn't give him a fatal stroke, I'm not sure what will

[IcyPeas]

14. .... evil cousin....

— @BioAnnie2 📎 (@mauimom.bsky.social) 2025-10-09T17:43:59.561Z

[Joinfortmill]

15. Soon, people, soon.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Buddyzbuddy]

17. Will we ever really know? I imagine there are plans in place to keep applying the makeup and coiffing the hair

and Rat face Miller screaming down the halls to turn those damn machines back on.

No I think the only way to be sure will be if he is William Wallaced right after that happy naturally occurring moment is announced.

What does it say about a "man" when probably tens of millions of people throughout the world are anxiously waiting for that moment. A moment so momentous that we should be concerned that we may knock the world off of it's axis from so many jumping for joy simultaneously.
The sooner, the better.

[Blue Owl]

19. Talked into committing suicide by an AI chat bot

[republianmushroom]

20. Not yesterday or last night, damn, maybe today, hopeful.

One day closer.

[ShazzieB]

22. I was going to say this...

Died of a broken heart 💔 due to not winning the Nobel Peace Prize?

But the other contributions here are much more creative!

Hang in there, my friends. We'll get lucky one of these days.