Katie Daviscourt, 25, : "I have been infiltrating ANTIFA cells for the past decade."

[Swede]

Testifying that she has assaulted by antifa. She also has black eye appear during testimony, but not before.

[rzemanfl]

1. So, she was an infiltrator at 14 or 15?

Bullshit.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Delusion detective

Just the facts, Ma'am.

[MineralMan]

3. Since she was 15, eh?

Sure she has...

[Blues Heron]

4. I'd love to see her in her antifa duds.

[Ms. Toad]

5. Videos, or it didn't happen.

What respectable journalist doesn't know how to document matters of concern.

[MagickMuffin]

6. Theatrics, We are living in a Reality Made for tv movie

Isn’t it fun, I keep trying to no avail to channel the channel. No luck in sight for now, but soon, everyone all at once will master the power to change the channel and shut them up forever!

[surfered]

7. Either she is auditioning for a gig on Fox News or, when Karoline Leavitt is raptured to wherever lying Christians go,

…to be the next White House Press Secretary

[ananda]

15. Or she could open a law practice with Low Bar Barbie.

!@#$%

[GoCubsGo]

8. Don't rub your eye while you're wearing mascara,

and you won't get a black eye.

Oh, look! Another lying bottle blonde with a cross dangling around her neck. Looks like she got the Merde a Lardo nose job, too. Yeeeesh.

[wcmagumba]

9. Where are these "antifa cells" of which you speak...?

Addresses, phone numbers, email or anything please? Crickets...Hmmm, I thought so...you and ole smokey eye Sarah Huckabee got them instant on black eyes goin...

[sop]

10. Long-haired young blonde white woman...ostentatious christian cross...sexy white dress with a plunging neckline.

Check, check and check...

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Who?

[OAITW r.2.0]

12. Why does this qualify as news? It belongs on a Fox News political reality program.

[IcyPeas]

13. They'll believe her but they don't believe the many jeffrey EPSTEIN victims.

Hmmmm... weird. It's almost like her story might be a HOAX.

[Retrograde]

14. OK, I want names and locations

How often do they meet? And where? How did you get on the top secret invitee list? Do you have copies of the agendas? Did they serve cookies? Can you demonstrate the secret handshake? Why does anyone believe you? Do you believe you, or are you auditioning for the next vacant position in the Trump Entourage?

[Ping Tung]

16. Is she shopping for a cabinet office or a part-time Trophy Wife position?