Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of starvation waiting for the Trump Burger he ordered?

Stabbed in frustration after he kept asking the Qatari ambassador about the E.T. game?

Crushed by plummeting DOW?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. The twin vipers, Stephen and JD wait in anticipation...

So, who knows how much longer

[surfered]

15. Creepy, just like them

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize

And cried himself to sleep, drowning in the tears.

[Orrex]

3. Nice one!

More subtle than my usual proposed "stroked out" scenario.

[LymphocyteLover]

7. Maybe he died from a sharp shard of ketchup bottle hitting him in the neck after he threw it at

the wall in one of his classic temper tantrums and the pieces bounced back...

[GopherGal]

19. I was thinking de-hydration

but I suppose the Diet Coke button saved him from that and it swung the other way to drowning.

[malaise]

4. No but

despite the shit his HHS Secretary is spewing, he sure hurried to Walter Reed for vaccine updates yesterday. Or so they said.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220712830

[mopinko]

14. he didnt need to go to reed for that.

unless bobby brainworm has banished them from the wh.

[malaise]

18. Which is why I added

Or so they said.

Pure BD

[twodogsbarking]

5. Lyudmila Pavlichenko returns on the anniversary of her death to remove one more fascist.

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[Gimpyknee]

6. Nope.

[LymphocyteLover]

8. what's with the E.T. game? I don't get that.

[niyad]

10. Atari, maybe?

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

12. Waiting, waiting, waiting 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[ShazzieB]

11. No such luck.

[Tanuki]

13. Hit on the head by giant globe shrugged off by Argentina's Milei?

Link to tweet

[surfered]

16. Run over and put on top of his car by RFK, Jr for getting the Covid vaccine.

[GopherGal]

20. Anything so Bobby Brainworm can call it a "vaccine side effect"

nfm

[Swede]

17. Breaking news! Healthiest man in America, keels over.

He's not getting up, ladies and gentlemen!

[SheltieLover]

21. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young...

Hope springs eternal!

[Blue Owl]

22. Winter is coming

[republianmushroom]

23. Didn't happen last night, damn,but another day closer.

It is coming.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. Can cholesterol please hurry the hell up and finish the job?

Link to tweet

[Joinfortmill]

25. No, but he's limping to the finish line.

[mopinko]

27. just fyi- i check this thread daily in hopes

of a good sf dead meme to share on fb. i was just told i’m keeping a very active friend alive that way.