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PCIntern

(28,582 posts)
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 06:49 AM Oct 2025

Trump plans leaked this Sunday morning:

1. Rename the Mississippi River after himself (“It goes through, like twenty states. Why Mississippi? DUMB!”)
2. Rename the Washington Monument after himself (“After all, it’s not like it’s named after anyone now!” -heard by many when Washington National was renamed for Reagan)
3. Rename The Hoover Dam after himself (“He was a worthless President anyway.”)
4. Rename the State of New York after himself (Massive irony and ultimate revenge)
5. Rename the Great Lakes after himself. (“Stupid name anyway”)
6. Rename The Grand Canyon after himself (“Who uses the word ‘grand’ anyway?”)
That should be enuf for this week! More coming from YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT!!!

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Trump plans leaked this Sunday morning: (Original Post) PCIntern Oct 2025 OP
Rename President to King - Why pretend? gab13by13 Oct 2025 #1
Hoover was the tariff president which triggered the really great depression. GreenWave Oct 2025 #2
Life is a circle (jerk). PCIntern Oct 2025 #3
Please tell me this is satire. boonecreek Oct 2025 #4
Yes. This is original satire PCIntern Oct 2025 #5
He might convert the Washington Monument into the Trump Pyramid, taller than any pyramid in Egypt dalton99a Oct 2025 #6
Did Trump pay for this banner? AntiFascist Oct 2025 #7
I could go along with #3 as long as we call it DAM TRUMP. milestogo Oct 2025 #8

dalton99a

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6. He might convert the Washington Monument into the Trump Pyramid, taller than any pyramid in Egypt
Sun Oct 12, 2025, 02:47 PM
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