LOL, they are not hiring the best over at ICE. Hard to believe this is not an SNL Skit

[tulipsandroses]

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[GopherGal]

1. The requirements seem to be:

1) Any warm body
2) Doesn't mind (or perhaps doesn't realize) that he*'ll be a pariah for the rest of their life because of this employment choice.
3) No grade above a C in American or European History or Civics.
4?) Willingness/eagerness to harass brown people.

*Used "he" because I'm not sure if females are allowed.. Sounds pretty DEI to me. And dog forbid anyone using a "they" pronoun is hired. In fact, knowledge of what pronouns are might be disqualifying.

[Blue Owl]

2. Hope there's a movie someday of the Gravy Seals in action

[rubbersole]

7. "Animal House" with neck gaiters and guns.

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[ShazamIam]

3. Their only, "fitness," test is proving they are Trump loyalists. nt

[SeattleVet]

8. Looks like they're more into 'fitness whole pizza down my gullet'

The fighting men of the Green Buffet.

[Aviation Pro]

4. McNamara's Morons 2.0

Look it up.

[dcmfox]

5. nice post but 2 weeks old

[tulipsandroses]

6. That's OK. I'm not the only person here seeing it for the first time today. For my own mental health, these days

I don't log on or go to my usual sites as much as I used to. Too much bad news. It was nice to have a chuckle at these guys.

[multigraincracker]

9. They just need another 40lbs of protective gear.

Has any of them ever been fired on with even a water balloon? Let alone do road work to get and stay in shape.

[Bayard]

10. Camera man kept up