Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Called for the execution of whoever was President on January 6, 2021?

Embolism resulting from botched vaccines that he totally didn't get at Walter Reed?

Shot while trying to implement a national gun registry?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. This would work for me 😀

Called for the execution of whoever was President on January 6, 2021?

[surfered]

3. Like I've said before, he's brain dead.

[surfered]

2. No, but we're getting closer. Melania thinks so, too and has selected the perfect venue for his funeral.

Her tie is very appropriate. Live by the burger, die by the burger.

[Tanuki]

22. Indeed, perfect venue! Propping him up in the drive-through window

will make it easy for people to pay their respects or creative disrespect.

[surfered]

43. While ordering a Bic Mac and fries.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. Even Demented Don thinks that day is coming soon.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

9. It does appear he realizes he will croak soon, doesn't it?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[ShazzieB]

39. Oh, please...

[SheltieLover]

40. Hahaha!

You're in good company, She! The whole world is right with you!

[niyad]

15. I hope that the fear wiill hasten the process.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🙏🥂

[3auld6phart]

35. My

Sentiments, exactly… eventually, I Know this time is damn slow…

[malaise]

6. No but he's spending millions for a photo op

and I can no longer watch this BS shitshow.

[surfered]

10. It's been one, long, horrible reality shit-show.

[SheltieLover]

7. Treated to a surprise by his buddy, bonesaw?

Succumbed to antibiotic resistant infection? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220717031 )

Trampled by 53K Chicago Maeathon participants?

Crushed by pushback from great Democratic cities like Chicago, Portland, & D.C.?

Drowned in beardo's tears after Stephanopolous repeatedly confronted him with a REAL question, then cut him off when he refused to answer?

Stroked out over Karl Rove calling him a "loser" on faux entertainment? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132292145 )

Died of broken heart syndrome over bannon's comment about his Quatar moves being "so screwed up? Guy is a professi9nal orator? ( https://www.rawstory.com/steve-bannon-2674177679/ )

Visited by Ebenezer? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220716705 )

Trampled in a stampeed of couches fleeing beardo?

Bled out from slings & arrows of truth hurled by Pritzker? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132292144 )

?si=HHoWKiTqxEJJr95K

[surfered]

11. You win the internet. Congratulations to your muses. And yes, drug resistant superbugs are on the rise and Trump...

…gutted the CDC. What could happen?

[SheltieLover]

13. Not a contest, my friend, but ty.

Any one of the many great opportinities presented in all of Orrex's many threads will do the trick!

[malaise]

27. Any or all

[SheltieLover]

33. Any one of the great suggestions offered in Orrex's amazing threads

Will result in success!

So many choices...

[ShazzieB]

42. The couch stampede is killing me! 🤣

What an image!

[multigraincracker]

12. Death would be too kind.

I’d be happier with a stroke that leaves him unable to speak or move his hands.

[niyad]

17. And he would still be wasting oxygen on our dime. No thank you.

[Emile]

14. Death from Fecal Incontinence.

[CaptainTruth]

16. Canada says...

[niyad]

18. Snicker!

[surfered]

19. We developed a business plan a year ago for selling guided tours to the gravesite. Many want to make sure he's dead.

[SheltieLover]

23. ...

[Wicked Blue]

20. He was...

but Satan booted him out of Hell

[Gimpyknee]

21. Nope.

[Marthe48]

24. A minor imp of satan

pooped him out into the abyss. Traitor felon will suffer the sensation of falling for 1000 years, and then plop into a cesspool of fire and burn eternally.

[littlemissmartypants]

30. As a psychopath, he might enjoy it.

I'd rather that he be chopped into tiny pieces and then burned. 😉

I like your rainbow world, BTW. ❤️

[Marthe48]

32. And each little piece screams in physical torment

that makes the universe smile

Glad you like my avatar. When DU updated a couple years ago, I looked for something that describes me when I'm not angry

[littlemissmartypants]

34. Roger that, Marthe48. I hope you have a good day. 🌞❤️

[hlthe2b]

25. "All of the above... this guy pisses me off!"

"BIG TIME!"

[twodogsbarking]

26. Ass ended to heaven. It has open borders.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. Some Day we will see a breaking news alert that we are waiting for

[littlemissmartypants]

29. That third option, though.

Thanks, Orrex. ❤️

[gulliver]

31. Have we stopped throwing away elections yet?

I'm glad our Democratic leaders and lead voices are starting to get a handle on being chill. We really need the wise voices in the party to take charge again. Mom and Dad need to come back from vacation.

[QueerDuck]

36. Hit on the head by an incoming golf ball?

Smacked on his temple by a golf club that slipped out of someone's hands during a back-swing?

Disappeared in a quicksand trap?

Tripped and fell after stepping into the hole on the green?

Died of humiliation because he was too short (too small) to use the ball washer?

Attacked by geese (or a gator) that made their home in a water obstacle?

[republianmushroom]

37. Not yet, damn, maybe today or tonight, hopefully.

[Blue Owl]

38. JUST DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FUCK

[ShazzieB]

41. I can't stand it, I just can't stand it.

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