To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles (I saw this on Reddit)

[Swede]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/1jgd7dt/to_my_neighbor_whose_tesla_is_covered_in_kraft/

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. How can one unwrap and toss

Enough singles to cover a Tesla in seconds?

[Swede]

2. He knows where the guy lives, and does this to his parked car.

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[usedtobedemgurl]

5. Not all cheese singles are wrapped.

I buy cheese singles at BJ'S and the big box has one wrapper around all the slices. Undo that, and all are free to put on the car, with hardly any effort.

[Greybnk48]

3. When he tires of buying cheese he should just saran wrap the sucker shut.

No damage, just a pain in the butt.

[flvegan]

4. Valve stem core removal tool. n/t

[haele]

6. Kraft singles will mess up a finish baaaaad.

Worse than egging a car. Especially if it's a "Cyber" truck.
Kraft/American singles are definitely cheaper than eggs; you can get 24 applications for around $2 - $4 depending on where you shop, instead of 12 applications for $3 to $6.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

7. How does Kraft singles

Ruin a car finish??

[haele]

8. Oil and proteins...

And they have to be scraped off.