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Swede

(40,079 posts) Mon Oct 13, 2025, 09:49 AM Oct 2025

To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles (I saw this on Reddit)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/1jgd7dt/to_my_neighbor_whose_tesla_is_covered_in_kraft/

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To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles (I saw this on Reddit) (Original Post) Swede Oct 2025 OP

How can one unwrap and toss I_UndergroundPanther Oct 2025 #1

He knows where the guy lives, and does this to his parked car. Swede Oct 2025 #2

Not all cheese singles are wrapped. usedtobedemgurl Oct 2025 #5

When he tires of buying cheese he should just saran wrap the sucker shut. Greybnk48 Oct 2025 #3

Valve stem core removal tool. n/t flvegan Oct 2025 #4

Kraft singles will mess up a finish baaaaad. haele Oct 2025 #6

How does Kraft singles I_UndergroundPanther Oct 2025 #7

Oil and proteins... haele Oct 2025 #8

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,386 posts)

1. How can one unwrap and toss

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 11:13 PM

Oct 2025

Enough singles to cover a Tesla in seconds?

Swede

(40,079 posts)

2. He knows where the guy lives, and does this to his parked car.

Reply to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 11:17 PM

Oct 2025

usedtobedemgurl

(2,070 posts)

5. Not all cheese singles are wrapped.

Reply to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 14, 2025, 07:08 AM

Oct 2025

I buy cheese singles at BJ'S and the big box has one wrapper around all the slices. Undo that, and all are free to put on the car, with hardly any effort.

Greybnk48

(10,752 posts)

3. When he tires of buying cheese he should just saran wrap the sucker shut.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Tue Oct 14, 2025, 12:46 AM

Oct 2025

No damage, just a pain in the butt.

flvegan

(66,524 posts)

4. Valve stem core removal tool. n/t

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Tue Oct 14, 2025, 02:01 AM

Oct 2025

haele

(15,595 posts)

6. Kraft singles will mess up a finish baaaaad.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Tue Oct 14, 2025, 08:58 AM

Oct 2025

Worse than egging a car. Especially if it's a "Cyber" truck.
Kraft/American singles are definitely cheaper than eggs; you can get 24 applications for around $2 - $4 depending on where you shop, instead of 12 applications for $3 to $6.

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,386 posts)

7. How does Kraft singles

Reply to haele (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 15, 2025, 07:30 PM

Oct 2025

Ruin a car finish??

haele

(15,595 posts)

8. Oil and proteins...

Reply to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 16, 2025, 11:33 AM

Oct 2025

And they have to be scraped off.

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