Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out trying to remember who Charlie Kirk was?

Run over by 100 nude bicyclists on their way to Portland?

Decapitated by umbrella while clumsily boarding Air Force One?



Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. No but

He’s pissed that this is how he looks these days - effin old fool with a turkey neck
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220719312

[dalton99a]

2. +1. Fucker will be 80 in a few months

[twodogsbarking]

14. The greatest snood anyone has ever seen. Even the snood experts.

[Tanuki]

3. Misunderstood Secret Service warnings about Molotov cocktails

and waded into a crowd thinking they would be toasting him and wishing him good luck?

[malaise]

4. ROFL

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[sop]

6. No 'pagne, no gain!

[surfered]

11. Love the name

[malaise]

24. Nicely played

Love the gold😂

[electric_blue68]

27. BWAH! TY!

[SheltieLover]

7. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

10. 🥂🍾🥂🍾😢🍾😢🍾🥂🍾

[twodogsbarking]

15. His wives should wear numbers on their shirts, to tell them apart.

[hlthe2b]

8. "No King's Day Protest Reinforcements... We're ready!"

[ShazzieB]

29. OMG, I LOVE THIS!

I just sent this pic to my daughter, because we both love capybaras! Besides being cute, they seem like some of the calmest, chillest animals on the planet, as this pic illustrates. 😍

[SheltieLover]

9. Not yet, but it's still early...

[twodogsbarking]

13. Claiming to be an expert in accupuncture in five languages Melaaaaaniaaaaaaaah uses knitting needles and a hammer

to perform the procedure on Trump. It did end his pain, and some of ours too. Science is great.

[oldinmtdem92]

16. smell

just smells dead ,poopy pants.

[Blue Owl]

17. Lured into heavy traffic by a Nobel medal tied to a fishing line

[malaise]

26. ROFL

😂

[electric_blue68]

28. SNORT! TY 🤔 It should be Dupont Circle

(traffic circle in DC)

[CaptainTruth]

18. Today's meme

[republianmushroom]

19. Damn, didn't happen last night, damn, (sigh)

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just another day closer. Maybe today or tonight.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. Died of sepsis brought on by constipation.

Several of his cabinet got their collective heads stuck up his up his rear after a competitive ass kissing session.

[malaise]

25. Bwaaaaah!

[AllaN01Bear]

21. no. dang nabit.

[Wicked Blue]

22. Smacked upside his head with rolled-up Epstein files

for pooping in the Oval Office, he staggers into a gilded wall ornament, gets a concussion resulting in a stroke, and goes straight to Hell.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. How does Wednesday work for everyone?

[ShazzieB]

30. NO. NEIN, NON, NYET, NOPE. 😭