Alliterative assistance needed for sign

[uppityperson]

Seeking alliteration for a No Kings Day sign that includes the word "Koala".

The obvious is Koalas against Kings, but would like a more positive option also. What say you, DUers? Thank you

[Mister Ed]

1. I dunno, maybe "Koalas Kan't Kondone Kings"? n/t

[Jerry2144]

2. Koalas. Not Korrrupt Korpulent Koprolites

The then an asterisk am small print that defines those terms for MAGA

[usonian]

3. King Koala guilty of Panda-ring?

Actually a koala is a marsupial and a panda is a bear.

Intelligence test for magats?

That would be funny.

You can still find panda hats in the SF area thrift stores from the Pablo Sandoval days.

[Torchlight]

4. Koalas Know: No Kings Needed

Koalas Keep Calm—No Kings Carries On.




(neither truly alliterative, but good enough for army work)

[uppityperson]

5. To riff off that, How about

Koalas know
No kings

[Sogo]

7. Is Koalas an acronym for something or are you talking about the cute little Australian marsupial?

nt.

[uppityperson]

9. The cute little australian marsupial with huge claws for hanging onto trees

Friend has an inflatable costume

[hurl]

8. Koalas against Combover Caligulas

Koalas Kick Crowns

Koalas Cancel Krasnov

[electric_blue68]

10. No Kings Koalas for The Konstitution!