Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Empty, bald head swallowed by that unsightly gap in his neck?

Crushed by plunging dollar?

Shot down after creepily hitting on a woman 30 years his junior?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Plowed under by angry soybean farmers?

[littlemissmartypants]

16. My personal favorite. I have the most beautiful crop of soybeans growing on my farm. ...

I don't think we're going to get ten cents for them this year. The price tanked in September but has gone back up a bit this month. If you look at the history we're way below the five year trend.

It's really a shame after all of the time, care, watching them sprout and grow. They were beautifully luscious and now they are hitting their Autumn peak and starting to get ready for harvest.

I think plants have souls just like animals do. It really is a shame that we don't appreciate them more.

Soybean Prices | Historical Chart | Data | 1968-2025
https://www.macrotrends.net/datasets/2531/soybean-prices-historical-chart-data

[SheltieLover]

20. I know what you mean about plants, pants!

Good luck with your crop!

[littlemissmartypants]

21. Thank you, SL. Love you! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

22. Have you ever read The Secret Life of Plants?

I think you would love it.

Love you, too, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

23. I saw the movie. I should probably read the book though.

[SheltieLover]

24. Did you like it?

[Ocelot II]

27. "The Secret Life of Plants" has a lot of material that's been debunked

since its publication in the '70s. If you want a much better and more scientific discussion of plant "intelligence," read this new book, "The Light Eaters," which is fascinating, beautifully written, and will make you love plants even more. https://www.zoeschlanger.com/the-light-eaters Review here: https://www.newyorker.com/books/under-review/a-new-book-about-plant-intelligence-highlights-the-messiness-of-scientific-change

[hlthe2b]

2. "Maybe not REALLY plotting, but I'm sure enjoying contemplating..."

[surfered]

3. Crushed under a stampede of Middle Eastern Caliphs....

….Sultans, Emirs, Sheikhs, Kings, Chiefs, and Presidents rushing to offer him bribes in exchange for favors.

His last words were reportedly, “Homan is an amateur.”

[sop]

4. In Clot We Trust...

[gordianot]

5. My left leg really hurts.

Both knees are really stiff it must be arthritis.

[malaise]

11. You win the thread today

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. In Clot we trust

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

26. I may have to pop the cork to survive The Trump induced daily catastrophes

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

29. I have a little solution. Was in Costco the other day, and they had a new

holiday item. .a 6 pack of splits. One can drink a split of the decent stuff as needed, leaving the really good stuff until needed!.

[surfered]

32. Yes. Those are convenient. 🥂

[Blue Owl]

8. "Engolfed" in flames during an exploding golf cart incident

[malaise]

10. Rec for

engolfed 😀

[littlemissmartypants]

13. DUzy! 🏆🏅

[malaise]

9. No but

he actually thinks he can withhold federal money if New York citizens elect Democrats.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. All very good offerings this morning, Orrex. TY ❤️

[twodogsbarking]

14. Got his neck skin stuck in the down escalator and ended up in hell. He was the only one there.

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaahl

If only that had happened the first time he headed down that escalator? 😂😂

[twodogsbarking]

17. Woke with brown skin.

Obliterated by ICE. Oh well.

[GopherGal]

19. Root cause investigation

found that the shit secreted from his soul finally started oozing out of his pores.

Kakochemists' efforts to test for suspected cross-reactivity with his makeup were hampered by the White House's unwillingness to provide researchers with samples of his mango-tinted foundation.

[republianmushroom]

18. Didn't happen last night, damn, maybe today.

It is something to look forward to.

[slightlv]

25. Ive been echoing the phrase

From the song Dirty Laundry...

Is the head dead yet? Lol.

[Ocelot II]

30. Every morning I wake up wondering whether today will be the day,

and every night my hopes are dashed. But someday will be the day. I'm always on red alert for the big party.

[ShazzieB]

31. No, dadblast it!

[bluestarone]

33. Not sure, BUT

While he was talking to Kennedy Jr., i noticed a brain worm jump to TSF's shoulder. Time will tell i guess!!