Trump's most recent, most ridiculous "Sir" story:

[tblue37]

— George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway.bsky.social) 2025-10-15T10:52:08.378Z

[Ocelot II]

1. They had tears in their eyes, too.

[dweller]

2. If they were standing near him

then that checks ✅


✌🏻

[littlemissmartypants]

7. Snort!!

[Disaffected]

3. More ridiculous than yesterday,

less than tomorrow.

[Norrrm]

4. The integrity of Hamas' word is the same integrity as Trump's word.

[markodochartaigh]

5. One story that I would believe:

"I spoke to president Putin and I said, president Putin, sir..."

[mwmisses4289]

6. And as usual, he looks drugged up to his eyeballs.

[littlemissmartypants]

9. And for someone...

Who supposedly does not drink adult beverages he sure looks like he has whiskey nose.

[BattleRow]

12. Maybe Whiskey Pete knows?

[littlemissmartypants]

16. Zing!

[Wednesdays]

14. That's from snorting Adderall (and/or cocaine).

On edit: his constant sniffling is also a tell.

[kimbutgar]

8. Someone should make joke book with these phony " sir stories " from a comedic point of view

[littlemissmartypants]

10. Graphic novel with him drawn looking repulsive and delirious on every page.

It might not sell though. We need to bury every memory of his bullsh¡t possible. ASAP

[slightlv]

11. And then Boom! So much for a ceasefire, you idiot!

[UTUSN]

13. He loves his imaginary friends calling himself "sir"!

[Aussie105]

15. Well, no!

People who call him Sir are just trying to be super polite.

Standard procedure surely, when dealing with the Terminally Deranged?

Talk quietly, be super polite, don't make eye contact, don't ask difficult questions . . . or maybe just don't ask questions, safer that way.

[Blue Owl]

17. Was that before or after the monkeys flew outta his butt?