Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Made a spirited but doomed attempt to get into Heaven ASAP?

Fell from dais while being seig heiled by Young Republicans?

Crushed in stampede of journalists storming out of the Pentagon?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Live ordnance blew up in his face during a military anniversary celebration near Camp Pendleton?

[malaise]

2. No but

He keeps killing more and more Venezuelans

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. The day may be young, but I'm not . Getting frustrated here.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

5. "A message this morning to the orange menace..."

[malaise]

6. Kitty looks quite angry

😀

[surfered]

10. I get it. I'm tired of waiting.

[Wicked Blue]

7. Saw ugly photos of himself and

collapsed from horror.

[malaise]

12. Saw this😂

https://www.democraticunderground.com/132292553

[Trueblue1968]

20. His favorite meal ....... Dog poop !!!!!!!!!

[Wicked Blue]

23. I will never forget the mental image

when I found out that Richard Nixon enjoyed eating cottage cheese with ketchup. I envisioned it slobbering down his jowls and

[malaise]

24. Enough to make sane people puke

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Damn

[surfered]

8. It's been reported that Trump's favorite meal is at McDonald's.

He orders a full meal of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish burgers, and a small chocolate shake, totaling 2,430 calories.

After 60+ years of those, he finally just exploded.

[Johnny Noshoes]

15. Damn

The thought of eating that much CRAP just makes me want to puke

[generalbetrayus]

18. Just looking at him makes me want to do the same thing.

[Joinfortmill]

11. Satan refused to take him.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Does anyone else hate waking up to this?

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Great job, Orrex! You guaranteed me again today that it is possible...

To be a happy woman, cackling with laughter in the face of adversity. Thank you. ❤️


RESIST!! ✊️

[ShazzieB]

16. No, he's not!

Another day, another disappointment!

[Dulcinea]

17. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[moondust]

19. Since lying is now widely accepted

and even rewarded,

somebody should just say he's dead and bury him.

[Moostache]

21. No, and it continues to ruin my day everyday that answer holds (n/t)

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, he didn't croak last night, maybe today, hopefully.

That is some thing to look forward to.