Aspiring pop star Lara Trump offers herself up to perform at the right-wing alt Super Bowl halftime show

[highplainsdem]

Well, that should empty whatever venue they pick...

And the headline should start Fake singer Lara Trump.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/lara-trump-turning-point-half-time-show-b2846697.html

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Trump, 43, pitched the idea Wednesday on her podcast, The Right View with Lara Trump. Turning Point USA, the conservative activist organization founded by Charlie Kirk, announced last week that it will host an alternative Super Bowl halftime show in February, after Puerto Rican music star Bad Bunny was selected to perform at the NFL event.

The conservative organization has yet to announce exactly who will perform at the event, but the president’s daughter-in-law excitedly offered up a list of hypothetical performers she’d like to see, including country star Chris Stapleton and MAGA rapper Tom MacDonald.

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“You know what? You can throw Lara Trump in there. Yeah! That’s right,” the president’s daughter-in-law said with a laugh.

“Imagine how upset people on the left would be if something like that happened,” she added. “It sort of makes me want to offer myself up. I have not been asked, but I’m gonna offer it right now! Let’s see what happens.”

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[Irish_Dem]

1. Please God no. Have you heard her sing?

If that is what you call it.

[highplainsdem]

5. Yes, and I think a prison sentence for murdering I Won't Back Down would be appropriate.

[oasis]

6. Dr. Ben Carson's wife will standby in case Lara

gets the hook.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. Exactly why the alt-right-bowl should have her sing. . . . nt

[Irish_Dem]

11. Yes that would be fitting wouldn't it.

[Dave Bowman]

26. No but what I heard is that her voice makes Yoko Ono sound like a siren.

[Gore1FL]

2. That would be so terribly funny.

I might have to watch it for the cringe.

[TheBlackAdder]

40. The only person on the planet who can fuck up 'I Won't Back Down,' while acting like she's crushing it.

[Gore1FL]

41. In fairness, she didn't have George Harrison or Jeff Lynne backing her up

'cause otherwise she is totally Tom Petty...

Ok she's just petty.

[oasis]

3. This I gotta see....

[a kennedy]

4. Hoooray, let her sing, then the MAGA's will really know talent.

[Ilsa]

12. Especially if she sings Proud to be an American. nt

[Brenda]

7. DU is now National Enquirer. nt

[highplainsdem]

8. There've been other posts here about Lara Trump's "singing" career and other Trump family charades.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Choose her. Excellent choice. Either it will kill the alt-halftime concept or it will kill her career

Possibly both.

[flvegan]

13. Called it.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20709999

[Emile]

14. Bwhaha

[tanyev]

15. Why would "the left" be upset about her singing at a right wing boondoggle we won't be watching?

[Zackzzzz]

16. We never watch half time.

Half time is when we go into the kitchen and
fill our plates and talk about the game.
I missed the Apple ad, the one where a woman
threw a sledge hammer at the screen in the ad.
I was in the kitchen.

[underpants]

17. Chris Stapleton?

[highplainsdem]

18. I can't imagine he'd do it.

[underpants]

22. You peg yourself into or rather out if a big chunk of the market

I don’t know much about him other than that he was a songwriter for years. People encouraged him to do his our record and it exploded. Country and crossover.

[highplainsdem]

24. He supported Black Lives Matter. Can't imagine he'd take part in a halftime show meant to insult

Bad Bunny, whom he's met.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/majorie-taylor-greene-chris-stapleton-super-bowl-b2283262.html

[underpants]

33. Empty Greene. That's too funny.

[jls4561]

19. Oh, honey, there ain't enough auto-tune in this world to make that happen.

[Norrrm]

20. Has Fox committed to show the alt show? Has any station/network?

[underpants]

34. OANN will.

They are the only media that signed the new Pentagon censorship BS. Why in the hell OANN had credentials to start with is beyond me.

[B.See]

21. I think if they do the whole thing on some field somewhere

they should get a huge Trump floatie like in the Macy's parades, only with a concave indentation at the bottom, and float it very low, 5 feet above the surface, so that at the close of the show, all the performers, guest political sycophants, Trump idolators and devotees, can scurry out onto the field beneath the grotesque and collectively, symbolically, stick their pointy little heads right up its BUM.

Oughta be a hoot.

[taxi]

23. +1 for cleverly including the full title. Aspiring pop star indeed.

[struggle4progress]

25. Up next: Lara gargles our National Anthem!

[Dave Bowman]

28. How does it compares to Roseanne's version?

Still can't believe it happened.

[skypilot]

27. I think it's cute...

...that she thinks this would upset us. Please proceed.

[Wounded Bear]

29. Is it gonna be a karaoke show?

[badhair77]

30. Oh, please yes, let her sing.

The maggots deserve to hear her. Let them have to sit through that.

[Blue Owl]

37. Stephen Miller says it's a celebration of human life and dignity

https://www.yahoo.com/news/stephen-miller-always-evil-little-154839499.html

[badhair77]

44. This video needs to be replayed everywhere.

Who dreams of chopping off fingers.

[Swede]

31. Bad Dummy.

nt

[Diamond_Dog]

32. The Alt Right Gong Show.

[Blue Owl]

35. The new GOP does love torture

[dalton99a]

36. NEXT: Trump orders "no-talent alien" Bad Bunny replaced by "very talented and very beautiful American" Lara Trump

[kacekwl]

38. Best use of her talents

would be if she wss dropped out of a plane during a flyover.

[sakabatou]

39. Grifters gonna grift

[marble falls]

42. Oh, yeah. Please let her perform. It'll be part of the RW's punishment for being meatheads. She's ...

... stinkaroo.

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[BlueSpot]

43. Sounds to me like they aren't getting any viable alternatives

I don't even watch or follow football but this sounds like a total shit show in the making. That alone makes me smile.

[Beaverhausen]

45. Someone who has pitch problems when she's singing should not be "pitching" any ideas of her preforming live.

ugh

[yellowcanine]

46. I swear I thought this was Borowitz or the Onion.

[Buns_of_Fire]

47. Ted Nugent is sitting by the phone, waiting for the call,

tuning his guitar and loading his AR-15.

What could say "Murka" more eloquently than an audience sing-along to Wang Dang Sweet Poontang? Maybe they'll do it as a duet, with the Kid Rock Tabernacle Choir as backup.

(is it possible to get a negative Nielsen rating?)

[PatSeg]

48. Ha, ha, ha!

Now that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[Hotler]

49. What if no one wants to rent them a venue? What was the name of the lawn and outdoor power equipment store

where Giuliani had a failed press conference?