The "cankle-stricken" Convicted Felon-slash-Adjudicated Rapist-In-Chief is now "complaining about standing."

[Miles Archer]

Cankle-Stricken Trump, 79, Complains About Standing During Press Conference
SITTING OUT
The president moaned about the exhausting task of remaining on his feet before sitting down in his chair during an Oval Office event.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/cankles-stricken-donald-trump-79-wont-stand-for-oval-office-press-conference/

“Yesterday I did this and I stood for about an hour and a half as people spoke,” Trump said. In fact, Wednesday’s press conference ended after an hour.

“This time I’m sitting right there,” he declared, pointing to his chair at the Resolute desk, “and I’m gonna watch you.”

The cankles-stricken president, who has faced mounting questions about his health, continued moaning about the exhausting task of staying upright.

“I stood for an hour and a half like this,” he continued, demonstrating his erect posture. “I said, ‘You got to be kidding. Here we go.’”

[Prairie Gates]

1. A real man of the people

Some people stand all day for their jobs.

[usonian]

2. Said the human hemorrhoid. NT

[Wednesdays]

3. Next he will be complaining about having to sit

...and then conduct business while lying in bed.

[newdeal2]

10. While Rubio and Bondi take turns fanning him

[Qutzupalotl]

4. So don't golf?

[Ilsa]

5. If only we could hear him complain about

having to breathe.

[Mc Mike]

13. DUzy. rec, nt.

[The Roux Comes First]

6. Rx: More Standing Imperative

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Next he'll announce an 'Operation Lightspeed' to invent the Hotzman Suspensor.

Trump wants to go full Baron Harkonnen.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. What happened to his demand to be tough

And manly? Wasn’t that how he started his Administration? We’re not a year out and now we’re learning he can’t stand at his pressers.

[tanyev]

9. I guess the next White House "improvement" will be a Throne Room.

[lark]

11. WEAK!!!!! nt

[dalton99a]

12. He doesn't have the look. He doesn't have the stamina. I said he doesn't have the stamina.

I don’t believe he does have the stamina ...