Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Victim of wannabe regicide?

Killed during the ongoing bombing and massive gunfire in his Gaza ceasefire?

Who killed him? Your mom did. Your mom.


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Crushed under a pile of faux crowns, as cheap & phoney as he is?

[malaise]

15. Hehe

All fake gold

[malaise]

2. No but he's meeting with one of his best buddies

To discuss freedom for fascists
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220726829

[malaise]

3. Oh my - adding good news - old man can't stand😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220726645

[Orrex]

5. Well, the world can't stand him, so it's only fair!

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaah!

He’s singing
I can’t stand the pain - Tina would smile

[littlemissmartypants]

23. Zing! 💥

[surfered]

4. Not yet, but the Military has a plan when that time comes...

[NNadir]

18. The polluted Gowanus canal in Brooklyn recommends itself.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tm-Hi9VGrRA

[littlemissmartypants]

24. If you want a video short to appear here...

Sub:

watch?v=

For:

shorts/

🪄💫

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Thanks! And good morning!

[Blues Heron]

8. Shorter of breath and one day closer.

[hlthe2b]

9. "From leagues under the sea and blissfully distant from DC, a message to the orange one..."

(only proving that the feeling is universal... )

[twodogsbarking]

12. Mitch won't fall in the water. Good move.

[twodogsbarking]

10. Beaten to an orange pulp by a hammer and chopped to pieces with a sickle.

Melaaaaaniaaaah went to the spa claiming she had nothing to do with it in five languages.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[Wicked Blue]

14. Misguided missile lays waste to Grand Ballroom

[littlemissmartypants]

25. While it's full of sycophants and sympathizers. 🤞

[Dave Bowman]

16. Not yet but the sales of voodoo dolls are through the roof.

[littlemissmartypants]

26. And Dammit Dolls.

?v=1594802687

[Blue Owl]

17. Overdosed on a few lines of crushed Ozempic while toiling atop "'ol Goldie"

[republianmushroom]

19. Didn't happen last night, it was just a dream, damn,

but what a good dream. So good, so good. Maybe to night.

[TBF]

20. I've never celebrated death -

but this one time I'll be making an exception.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Am I a bad person?

[Orrex]

22. A bad person in good company!