Lara Trump said that she is willing to perform at Turning Point's MAGA alternate Super Bowl halftime... (Graphic Warning)

[demmiblue]

Lara Trump said that she is willing to perform at Turning Point’s MAGA alternate Super Bowl halftime show to counter-program Bad Bunny, but she hasn’t been asked yet.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-10-18T00:06:27.553Z

[BOSSHOG]

1. Poor Laura. SHE HASNT BEEEN ASKED YET.

[surfered]

2. Why? Is Kid Rock or Ted Nugent unavailable ?

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Uncle Teddy is 76 years old

But if he's still an active pedophile, he and The Felon would have a lot to talk about. Maybe he's even been to Epstein Island.

[rsdsharp]

3. I'm not freaking out. I won't watch either half time show. Halftime is for highlights.

Is it me, or do her eyes look like two piss holes in the snow?

[johnnyfins]

4. !

[2naSalit]

7. I was wondering if...

It was her Hallowe'en look... er, costume.

[pat_k]

18. I was wondering if she put on her make up in front of a funhouse mirror or something.

I generally refrain from commenting on appearance, but what she has done to her face -- the combo of bad plastic surgery and bizarre make up -- is so very, very strange that it's sort of mesmerizing.

[2naSalit]

23. Indeed!

[skylucy]

5. OMG!

[Ranting Randy]

6. Don't know her skill set but looks like she might perform on a stripper pole? With an adult toy?

[JBTaurus83]

8. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The ratings will be through the roof I’m sure.

[FoxNewsSucks]

9. What the FUCK is with those painted-on eyebrows

and upper eye-socket bones????

[buzzycrumbhunger]

10. YIKES!!!

What the holy fuck is going on with her face?! I'm going to have nightmares tonight, man.

Guess that's what I get for ignoring that GRAPHIC WARNING, eh? 😳

[Alice Kramden]

11. Barf x 100

Where is that barf emoji? Oh, here it is:

[Jack Valentino]

12. Sexually ?

[flvegan]

13. I hope the rake wasn't damaged

when she Sideshow Bob stepped on it and the handle smashed into her face. Twice.

[Glorious bastard]

14. A clown show at halftime? Never been done before, but worth a try...

[DFW]

15. Perform what, exactly?

An appendectomy?

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Of the 'self-' variety?

Either way, I'd skip the appendix and go right for the face.

With a belt sander.

[SunSeeker]

16. My fave comment on Bluesky: Her eyes look like two piss holes in the snow. nt

[Initech]

17. God this is shaping up to be the most boring alternate halftime show ever.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Goood lard!

She looks like Laura Geller sat on her face and exploded!

[LudwigPastorius]

22. She looks like a demon wearing a human skull for a face.

I haven’t seen sunken eyes like that since that cargo ship full of ocular prosthetics foundered.

I bet her ophthalmologist has to use a speculum and a spyglass just to see her eyes.