Here's where you can share ideas for Trump's memorial service

[struggle4progress]

He's obviously unwell, so we're likely to open the paper soon to the very sad news that Thy King Don Con has suddenly gone pining for the fjords

Naturally we won't want to be caught unprepared in our country's hour of need

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	Fertilize his grave site with urea
	2 (22%)
	Let's just do whatever folk did for Louis XVI
	0 (0%)
	More fireworks than at Charlie Kirk's memorial
	0 (0%)
	Fly his corpse at half-mast from the White House flagpole
	2 (22%)
	Send him off to Valhalla in a fishing boat off the coast of Venezuela
	2 (22%)
	Play an endless loop of his Russian handlers tossing him from the White House window
	1 (11%)
	Other
	2 (22%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[taxi]

1. Burying an entire population of his maga followers in the manner of the Terracotta Army would suit me fine.

Of course it wouldn't need to be so elaborate, nor would it have to honor him as long as they are underground.

[Vogon_Glory]

2. A golden calf statue wearing a funeral horse's tack.

That’s what I’m holding out for.

[usonian]

3. One if by land and two if by sea.

Burial ashore.



Burial at sea.

[Mc Mike]

4. A giant gold plated toilet over the main sanitary sewer in Queens.

There will be a lottery where the winner gets to flush.

[PufPuf23]

5. Don't feel as warmly regards Trump at present but former idea was to bury

Trump at Arlington Cemetery in the leech field for the "Peoples' Lavatory".

Lavatory would have a Trump decor with gaudy, gold-plate fixtures.

Sign over entrance would say, " Pee for free and pee freely here".

Similar to idea #1 but with pee in perpetuity; the People pissing on Trump's grave.

This idea is too nice for Trump

[mr715]

6. Emasculation and a lamppost nt

[Wicked Blue]

7. Head set on pike outside Capitol Building

and left there to decay

[IcyPeas]

8. Hang on to those frog and unicorn inflatables!

[usonian]

9. Contribute to the Trump Memorial Library

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