Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heart attack while rehearsing a dance number for Lara Trump's "alternative" halftime performance?

Accidentally deployed chemtrails on himself while playing with the weather machine?

Crushed when the non-violent No Kings protests didn't give him an excuse to nuke blue cities nationwide?

Overwhelmed by a divine plague of frog costumes?

Scared to death by the founding fathers' ghosts haunting him on No Kings day?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[WestMichRad]

1. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries

[malaise]

2. No but

He’s shitting up the place literally, figuratively and illegally
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220731975

[SheltieLover]

3. Flipped his wig over enormous number of peaceful protesters?

Stroked out over Sidney Reid's jury verdict? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/125211123 )

Army Corps of Engineers devised a creative means to launch slob from the mortal coil due to billiions held up during the EPSTEIN shut down. Unlike ruskie so-called engineers, the device was a smashing success at putting it out of our misery. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220728449 )

Buried alive by angry farmers over Krone farm machinery shipments stopped from EU due to ridiculous tariffs. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220728638 )

Pummeled by Santos's victims following slob commuting sentence. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220728664 )

Infuriated by No Kings Protest plans, crown slipped off his BALD (& empty) head while whipping catsup at walls, causing him to faceplant down a tall staircase.

Eviscerated by the survivors of crimes perpetrated by the TEN rethug congress critters PARDONED by slob? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220729676 )

Pummeled into a glab of orange grease by the families of the 27 unknown victims of slob's violent attacks on fishing boats? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220729668 )

Repeatedly run over by Californians frustrated with slob firing live munitions at their state, closing down I-5? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143549558 )

In response to slobby's ai video of him flying a jet, farmers pooled their animal feces & dumped on his head, causing him to suffocate on aspirated dung? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220731975 )

[malaise]

4. Any one or all

Happy Sunday

[MiHale]

9. Yes it is...happy back at ya!

[SheltieLover]

24. Happy Sunday!

[MiHale]

33. 🙌

[SheltieLover]

23. Happy Sunday, Malaise!

Any one of the myriad suggestions presented in any of Orrex"s many threads would do the trick!!

[surfered]

10. 👍

[SheltieLover]

25. Thank you!

[Orrex]

11. Woo-hoo!

[SheltieLover]

26. Thank you!

Muses have been busy for a couple of days, then couldn't copy into DU. No idea why that happens.

[surfered]

5. Hopefully soon

[SheltieLover]

27. What a pleasant thought with an excellent visual refrrence!

Hold the vision!

[hlthe2b]

6. Envenomated by the many vipers surrounding him--most of all Stephen Miller...

ahh, gee.. So many tears from the waiting crowds... Oh, wait, that's urine!

[malaise]

8. But who is the viper

[hlthe2b]

13. I always remember Johnny River's version of the song (which I still like... )

because arrogant Trump's rendition of the poem just reminds me just how quickly a snake can turn, no matter how much the orange menace thinks HE has control.

[malaise]

15. Nice

Rec

[SheltieLover]

28. ...

[MiHale]

7. Was so pissed off about nonviolence at yesterday's protests....

The ketchup bottle he quite forcefully pitched against the wall … ricocheted back at him and chunked out a piece of his head. Right betwixed and between his beady little criminal eyes.👀.

[surfered]

12. Ketchup ricochet

[surfered]

16. The ketchup bottles run for their lives

https://gifdb.com/images/high/walking-bottle-of-ketchup-qrfb2cprpmd7lfmk.webp

[MiHale]

18. 👍

[SheltieLover]

30. I'll bet the catsup bottles were stampeeding to get away!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Yesterday was clearly a level 1 alert day

[SheltieLover]

31. I wonder if there will be an eps file release size?

[surfered]

36. 🤣 I'm borrowing this for the future

[LetMyPeopleVote]

37. Have fun

[QueerDuck]

14. French fry lodged in his windpipe?

[surfered]

17. I thought this was the alternative half time show...

…with a book burning finale.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. I am also disappointed in cholesterol

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

32. Keep it on ice until he is!

Soon...

[surfered]

38. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂This taking longer than it should

[republianmushroom]

22. Didn't happen last night, damn, was so hoping,

maybe today or to night.

[surfered]

39. Soon!!!!!!!!

[republianmushroom]

40. Hopefully.

[littlemissmartypants]

29. Can we get a divine plague of real giant frogs? The 'croaking' would be amazing!!

Thanks Orrex, for keeping the faith.





❤️

[sop]

34. JoJoFromJerz said it well:

"He looks like a man who gave up halfway through being embalmed — pink, rubbery, overdone, a human shrimp left under the heat lamp of history. His skin has that glossy, radioactive sheen, the shade you’d get if you basted guilt in iodine and regret. The top of his right hand is still bruised and black, like it spent the weekend auditioning for the afterlife. His cankles have achieved the structural density of pudding. Every step he takes looks like a war crime against geometry. He moves through space like a haunted beanbag chair, listing sideways, one ankle begging for retirement while the other files a grievance with gravity...The whole thing’s turned into Cirque du Cardiac, a nightly sideshow of denial and decay starring one man and his failing organs."

[GopherGal]

35. I heard the heart attack was actually due to the shark costume...

Cardiac issues ensued after he lost the plot when someone told him he was "left shark" since No Kings protesters had already bought/rented out all the "right shark" costumes he wanted.

Regrettably, the shark costume was declared a total loss after sustaining multiple diaper blowouts. Marc Elias has already begun a investigation into reported misuse of campaign funds to reimburse the costume shop.

[surfered]

41. An oldie but a goodie

[kimbutgar]

42. Whenever I hear fireworks I hope it's to celebrate his finally returning home to hell !

But I turn on the news and no reports of his passing

[ShazzieB]

43. NO. 😡

[Blue Owl]

44. Plane crashed during his imaginary AI slop-dusting stunt

[Wicked Blue]

45. His fake royal crown slips because of his heavy makeup, covering his face and cutting off breathing.