Jo Jo from Jerz: 'I'm Fat and I'm Going to Hell.'

[sheshe2]

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He’s a bad guy. An unrepentant bad guy. He knows it. His toadies know it. His family knows it. Anyone who’s ever worked for him, been near him, been grabbed by him, or been mocked by him knows it. Jeffrey Epstein, wherever the fuck he is, knows it. And as his body lurches toward its expiration date, all he can talk about is God and heaven.

And it’s fucking bizarre.

Because this is the guy who built the permission structure for every ounce of this rot. He is the permission slip for cruelty. The incubator of bigotry. The man who turned hate into a hobby and moral bankruptcy into a brand. Maybe he wasn’t the first hateful asshole to slither into politics, but his version stuck. He made darkness aspirational. He taught the spineless how to smile while dehumanizing, how to blame the powerless while worshipping the corrupt.

He is the reason they march with tiki torches and call it patriotism. The reason those youth leaders “joke” about gas chambers and call it humor. The reason millions now think empathy is weakness and ignorance is strength. He didn’t plant the tree of hate, but he fed it fertilizer made of ego and fear until it blotted out the sun.

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He looks like a man who gave up halfway through being embalmed — pink, rubbery, overdone, a human shrimp left under the heat lamp of history. His skin has that glossy, radioactive sheen, the shade you’d get if you basted guilt in iodine and regret. The top of his right hand is still bruised and black, like it spent the weekend auditioning for the afterlife. His cankles have achieved the structural density of pudding. Every step he takes looks like a war crime against geometry. He moves through space like a haunted beanbag chair, listing sideways, one ankle begging for retirement while the other files a grievance with gravity. The White House swears he’s “vigorous.” Sure. Vigorous the way a toaster fire is “passionate.”

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/im-fat-and-im-going-to-hell?r=u0k3a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

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So much more at the link. Jo Jo is on fire!

[Ocelot II]

1. Some awesomely clever writing here:

"He moves through space like a haunted beanbag chair, listing sideways, one ankle begging for retirement while the other files a grievance with gravity. The White House swears he’s “vigorous.” Sure. Vigorous the way a toaster fire is “passionate.”"

[sheshe2]

2. I know!

I had a lot of trouble choosing only 4 paragraphs!

[hedda_foil]

3. The girl can WRITE!!

He’s trying to strong-arm his way into paradise. He says it so often you can tell he thinks if he repeats it enough, God will eventually roll His eyes and say, “Fine, fine, just don’t slap tariffs on Me.”

But here’s the truth: he’s terrified. He’s terrified of hell. He thinks if he jokes about it, if he says it out loud enough times, it’ll take away the sting. That maybe if he names the devil first, the devil can’t name him back. It’s the oldest Trump trick in the book — say the ugly thing before anyone else can and you win the room by default. But you can’t win this one.

This is the bullshit of Donald Trump. The man has never lived in reality. He’s spent his life building a funhouse of mirrors and calling it the world. Everything’s been negotiable for him: the truth, the law, even decency. But the final judgment isn’t a deposition. There’s no settlement check big enough. No billionaire buddy on the pearly gate committee.

And I think it’s hitting him. You can see it in his eyes, in the slur of his words, in the way his face droops like wet wallpaper. For the first time, the tools in his tainted toolbox — the lies, the money, the lawsuits, the shamelessness — are useless. They can’t get him out of this one. They can’t buy him eternity. They can’t spin divine consequence. His body is failing him and he’s running out of time.

[sheshe2]

4. She sure can!

[hatrack]

5. FUCK this is beyond brillant.

" . . . left under the heat lamp of history."



I don't know if Hunter Thompson or H.L. Mencken could come up with something that good.

[Pinback]

6. "looks like a man who gave up halfway through being embalmed"

Bwaa-ha-haa! Genius.

[Cha]

7. Cheers to Jo Jo from Jerz!!

Mahalo, she.

I HOPE SO...

And I think it’s hitting him. You can see it in his eyes, in the slur of his words, in the way his face droops like wet wallpaper. For the first time, the tools in his tainted toolbox — the lies, the money, the lawsuits, the shamelessness — are useless. They can’t get him out of this one. They can’t buy him eternity. They can’t spin divine consequence. His body is failing him and he’s running out of time.

He’s finally staring down something he can’t con.

Every time he says all of this shit, it morphs into what he actually means: I’m fat and I’m going to hell.

Correct on both counts, asshole.

[sheshe2]

9. Tick Tock, MF.

The Devil awaits and the world will celebrate.

TY, Cha.

[Cha]

12. Last week there was a thread

talking about how much money he was making off of some Scam... And, I posted..

The Good News?:...

He Can't Take It With him.

[sheshe2]

13. Good point, Cha.

I hope the rest of his spawn pay a price as well.

[Marie Marie]

8. JFC - she nailed that to perfection.

[sheshe2]

10. Hell yes, she sure did.

[Martin Eden]

11. Epic Takedown

Of an evil clown.