Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Struck by live munitions while golfing and wholly unaware of the military demo he doesn't remember ordering?

Branded to death by US beef ranchers?

Crashed his plane full of shit?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Eviscerated by CHP officers whose vehicles were damaged during dick wagging stunt?

[malaise]

2. No but

ReLisa D’Files is reminding all about Bestie Jeffrey 😂
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220733124

[SheltieLover]

4. I saw that!

And Marie Antoinette Donald, too!

[surfered]

8. You mean this?

[SheltieLover]

10. Yes!

Ty so much for posting.

Have you seen the pix of slobby's mother with the caption sokething like I wish I would have aborted him?

I had it in old phone, then phone died & I can't find it. 😓

Ty!

[malaise]

28. Someone posted it on Spooky3's thread

that I linked

sop #3

Add

[SheltieLover]

30. Tyvm!

[SheltieLover]

31. That is the pix, but it's missing the text

I suppose it's been wiped off the web.

Tyvm!!

[malaise]

26. aka

ReLisa D’Files

[SheltieLover]

29. Lol

[niyad]

20. I shared that widely yesterday!

[malaise]

3. Crashed his plane full of shit?

😀😂

[SheltieLover]

5. Hahaha

I wonder if beardo got a wake up call when munitions hit vehicles?

It's just NOT a good idea to attack one's 9wn country! Who would've thought anything could go wrong?

[malaise]

6. Can you believe that shit?

Hmmmmm.

[SheltieLover]

7. Never saw anything like this in my 70 yrs on this planet

Seriously, wtf does that?

Wondering if the ordinance mishap could've been related to the squeaky tank at slobby's parade?

And thinking of how humiliated the sleezebag pos is since he is always trying to measure up to other dicKtators. Not only an ordinance blunder, but amidst many millions protesting against him worldwide.

[surfered]

9. Firing artillery shells over an Interstate Highway. What could happen?

[SheltieLover]

15. I wonder if beardo had an epiphany about the dangerous world he is immersed in?

Nah...

[surfered]

11. This is the only plane he can fly

[SheltieLover]

17. Hahaha!

Great one!

[surfered]

12. Looking for his golf ball near a pond

[SheltieLover]

19. Oh gawd that poor creature should have its stomach pumped!

[COL Mustard]

37. That poor alligator!

Are you into animal cruelty???

[AllaN01Bear]

47. quick!!!! give it pepto bismol !!!!!

[PCIntern]

13. The first question my wife asks me every morning

And I’m not kidding

[SheltieLover]

23. She is in great company as the whole world awakens wondering & hoping

[Martin Eden]

33. Reminds me of the old joke about a man who bought the morning paper from a newsstand every day

He would glance at the front page, mutter some profanities, then throw the paper away in disgust.

After this went on for several days, the newsboy asked him why he did that.

"Because I'm checking to see if someone has died."

"But sir, obituaries are in the back section of the paper."

The man replied;
"When this sonofabitch dies, it will be on the front page!!!"

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

18. You can soon pop it with Bruce😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220734263

[SheltieLover]

21. Ty for sharing!

I'd missed that post!

[niyad]

24. I would be delighted to do so!

[SheltieLover]

22. Waiting is tiresome... 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[2MuchNoise]

25. No kings just some Queen...

She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
Watching and waiting to find out IS HE DEAD YET?
A built in remedy for Krasnov but not Jay Dee
At anytime he could drop dead
Today would be fine!

[surfered]

35. Something tells me it won't be long 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

36. They look hungry

Rec

[ShazzieB]

53. I love it! 😍

[NNadir]

41. Though I'm an atheist, today is Diwali, the Hindu holiday for the triumph...

...of good over evil.

I got a Diwali gift at work, Indian sweets. It would go good with champagne.

As you say, the day is young.

[niyad]

51. Oh my, thank you for sharing that moment, and this special day. So mote

it be!

[littlemissmartypants]

16. ❤️

[Martin Eden]

27. While inspecting and savoring the smell of brown ordinance for his King Trump jet

Leaned over too far, fell in, and drowned in a cesspool of shit.

Mourners took solace in the fact that he died doing something he loved.

[GopherGal]

43. Would-be rescuers couldn't locate him

because they couldn't distinguish his orangish-brown foundation from the surrounding er, ordure-inance.

Flags will fly at half-mast across the country in memory of the 3 Secret Service scent-hounds who perished after being overwhelmed by his odor during a rescue attempt.

[Martin Eden]

45. The odor from the orange sludge was the DEAD giveaway

Unable to fully separate it from the brown excrement, he will be buried not in a closed coffin but in an open vat so his worshippers can get one last smell.

Then Melania will have him buried at Mara-Lard-o where she can grift off his grave by charging admission to visitors with full bladders.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. No, Donald Trump did not die today.

Link to tweet

[niyad]

50. Today is not over yet!

[twodogsbarking]

34. Visited Pennsylvania and was turned into scrapple, with maple syrup.

[Gordcanuck]

38. No but he's afraid of the Parliamentarian

That role is just about the last independent function left in the shambles now happening over seating a legitimately-elected member of congress. Watch him crumble if this last bastion of the rule of law and precedent comes to the fore.

[twodogsbarking]

39. Don Jr. believing he was next in line to be king takes steps to hasten the process.

[NNadir]

40. Killed by a landside of unsold soybeans piled by the farmers he sold out to Argentina?

[WestMichRad]

42. If only!

[LymphocyteLover]

44. OMG, if only!!!!

[Dulcinea]

46. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

...will be his last breath.

[AllaN01Bear]

48. this is from the night shift,,!!!!! NO

dang nabbit.

[republianmushroom]

49. Damn, didn't happen last night.

Lord, dude, you are not paying attention to my thoughts and prays. So simple to show me you do pay attention to prays. Got it, dude ?

[hlthe2b]

52. Overwhelming Monday for bad or unwelcome news politically, but...

Here's a happy Capybara on his orange float in the pool-- for a smile or two for those who likewise need it!

[ShazzieB]

54. Love it!

I love capybaras! They seem to be the calmest most chill animals in the world. Nothing seems to faze them!

[Wicked Blue]

55. Hit by his own sh*t

perfect karma