Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Backed over by excavator during demolition of the East Wing?

Backed over by cement truck during construction of his tiny ballsroom?

Taken out by White House Historical Association assassins?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Fell asleep in the east wing

an was runover by a bulldozer

[malaise]

2. No but

He lied about no damage to the WH and killed the Eleanor Roosevelt East Room

[SheltieLover]

5. I cannot imagine why slobby is allowed to do this

[malaise]

8. Apparently there are no guardrails

This is madness

[SheltieLover]

11. Imho, he & his fuck up regeime should PAY for everything out of their own pockets

[surfered]

3. Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina.

Plowed under by pissed off US farmers for causing China to buy soy beans from Argentina.

Assassinated by pissed off Argentinians for interfering in their Presidential election.

Garroted by pissed off fired USAID employees for giving Argentina $40 billion which was more than their annual budget.

Lynched by a pissed off mob of normal, ordinary, everyday Americans for shitting on them.

If you haven’t noticed, I’m pissed off.

[SheltieLover]

6. Right there with you, buddy!

[Joinfortmill]

27. Good stuff!

[SheltieLover]

4. Haunted by Eleanor Roosevelt for destroying the Office of the First Lady she established?

(https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220735973 )

Fatally crushed by devastating new poll numbers? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220734730 )

Suffered fatal musical defeat at the hands of exceptionally astute & talented singing nuns? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132293084 )

Buried under rubble from his destruction of the East Wing for his crappy ballroom?
(https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220735874 )

Inner ears exploded from former DOJ attorney whistleblowing? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220735925 )

[AllaN01Bear]

18. one final meltdown on social media.

[hlthe2b]

7. This theatric display shows that this might be you, orange one...

Karma is coming...soon

[ShazzieB]

32. LOLOLOLOL!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

9. His flyover C-diff is antibiotic resistant?

Sepsis- With a dual antibx resistant strain of syph?

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. Soon...

[niyad]

13. VERY soon!

[SheltieLover]

14. Like 79 years ago would've been perfect!

[niyad]

15. Exactly!!!

[NNadir]

17. I'm putting aside the dewali treats I received as a gift yesterday.

We'll put the champagne in the freezer at the first sign that the orange makeup is about to be replaced with orange mold.

It's going to be a great party.

[CTyankee]

21. OH, don't do that! IIRC, I left a bottle of bubbly in the trunk of my car and it froze and went KERFLOOEY...

luckily, it was in a box and didn't explode all over the trunk.

[NNadir]

34. I plan to put in the freezer at the time of the announcement of the orange pedphile's death.

We'll leave it in the freezer around half an hour.

The Diwali treats last about a week or two. I'm optimistic - often too optimistic - that they'll last long enough to be involved.

He always looked like fecal matter stained orange with food coloring, but he looks worse than ever these days. I really can't see him lasting all that long.

Joe Biden has cancer and still looks to be in better shape than the pedophile vandal.

If I'm disappointed and have to wait longer, there are lots of stores in New Jersey that sell Indian sweets.

It will be a party.

[CTyankee]

36. OK, just chill it for a bit. When should I plan to get to your house from New Haven?

[NNadir]

37. It's about a 4 hour drive. We'll be drunk by the time you get here after the announcement.

[CTyankee]

38. Never mind.

[NNadir]

39. Well, we can all have our own bottle at home and toast Niyad.

[CTyankee]

40. Yes. Especially since I scrwed up my own story. Alcohol doesn't freeze. What froze was a bottle of non-alcoholic wine.

[NNadir]

42. You're speaking with a man who has frozen pure ethanol.

Liquid nitrogen was involved though.

Water and plutonium are the only two substances that come immediately to mind that expand on freezing.

I know there are a few others, but my old brain can't pull them up just now.

[niyad]

22. I also keep chocolates on hand, replaced as needed.

[AllaN01Bear]

16. greetings from the night shift. nope. nada . zero. sorry

[WestMichRad]

19. Today would not be too soon.

[twodogsbarking]

20. Raked into eternity by Rand Paul.

[niyad]

23. Had forgotten that one!

[IronLionZion]

24. Erased so much history that he erased himself too

[Wicked Blue]

25. Terrorized by irate White House ghosts, resulting in massive stroke.

[Joinfortmill]

26. Every day I lay me down and ask that Satan takes him home and frees us all.

[republianmushroom]

28. No, damn, but, we are getting closer to that day.

[WhiteTara]

29. I wish a part of the East WIng wall would drop on his head.

that would be poetic.

[generalbetrayus]

30. Someone mistakes him for one of the inflatable animals seen at a No Kings rally, pumps him full of air

until he explodes.

[2MuchNoise]

35. He's pretty full of air already.

[Paper Roses]

31. I just left a message at the office of the 'Committee for the Preservation of the White House'.

The # is according to Google: 202-219-0322
The Web Page for the Committee is vague and my call was answered, did not give identity, just "the person you are trying to reach.....etc"

According to what I have read, there should have been a review and permits given for this abomination to be built.
Can this work be stopped?
Not only is it ugly, we do not need a 1000 seat ballroom. If any president needs that much space. rent a hotel!
No thought or mention about cost to supply staff and food for this once completed.

Another multi-million $ unnecessary by this moron who has no idea what is right, legal and proper.

[ShazzieB]

33. Nope.

[QueerDuck]

41. A patriotic ss agent with nothing to lose?