You know he's going to call it the Trump Ballroom.

[CaptainTruth]

No way in Hades will I ever call it that.

Maybe the Traitor's Ballroom, that's far more appropriate.

[jmbar2]

1. Teeny, shriveled ballroom.

[Volaris]

2. I think we should turn it into a soup kitchen and homeless shelter.

[Scrivener7]

3. DUer LSparkle suggested we call it the Epstein Ballroom. I will never call it anything else.

[CaptainTruth]

6. The Epstein Distraction Ballroom!

[Irish_Dem]

4. Of course he will. This is a given. TRUMP WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM.

[hlthe2b]

5. At $250 million, we will not do what I'd love to do...

(demolish it as part of his "state funeral..."

[C_U_L8R]

7. The Ponzi Palace

You don’t want to know what’s in the basement Epstein Lounge.

[CousinIT]

8. Bribery Hall. n/t

[Blues Heron]

9. I'll call it the rape hut

[Tim S]

10. The Next Democratic President needs to restore the Rose Garden & East Wing

The next Democratic administration needs to campaign on “Restoring America”. Physically restoring the White House would symbolize the effort. I’d be happy to donate some money to fund the effort (a la Bernie’s funding methods — small donations from citizens and ZERO corporate donations).

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. We'll probably have to wait and see what the marquee says.

[Baitball Blogger]

12. We'll have to tear it down when we get a Dem president, because

no way are we going to leave anything standing that Trump touched once it's determined he is an outright pedophile.

[republianmushroom]

13. Nope.

Nancy has has trumps balls in a small bottle in her purse.